Matt
@swimtothematt.bsky.social
It’s all just noise and nihilism baby // 30
“The Divine Human and First Sinner, who is purified by transforming the sins of men into Sinful Spoils” translations are funny
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“The Divine Human and First Sinner, who is purified by transforming the sins of men into Sinful Spoils” translations are funny
THAT’S MY FUCKIN FLEUR-DE-LIS RIGHT THERE.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
THAT’S MY FUCKIN FLEUR-DE-LIS RIGHT THERE.
Master Duel is the prettiest early access digital TCG there ever was.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Master Duel is the prettiest early access digital TCG there ever was.
I have become death etc etc
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have become death etc etc
Today’s dystopian advert;
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Today’s dystopian advert;
Something about this is super funny to me
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Something about this is super funny to me
I’m not a doctor but man, maybe you should stop doing coke at that point.
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I’m not a doctor but man, maybe you should stop doing coke at that point.
Fear the giant flipping whale. The Enneacraft cards are so cool. I don’t know if they’re actually good, but FLIP WHALE FLIP WHALE FLIP WHALE
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Fear the giant flipping whale. The Enneacraft cards are so cool. I don’t know if they’re actually good, but FLIP WHALE FLIP WHALE FLIP WHALE
HORNY DIGITAL NIHILISM BABY IF NOTHING MATTERS THEN I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH AN ALGORITHM
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
HORNY DIGITAL NIHILISM BABY IF NOTHING MATTERS THEN I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH AN ALGORITHM
Fuck me, r/Grok is literally hell.
July 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Fuck me, r/Grok is literally hell.
Worth every speck of digital magic points; royal Maliss queens baby!!! Don’t ask about Hearts Crypter, I don’t want to talk about it.
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Worth every speck of digital magic points; royal Maliss queens baby!!! Don’t ask about Hearts Crypter, I don’t want to talk about it.
I am pissing myself at this ad on so many levels.
July 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am pissing myself at this ad on so many levels.
damn hecatoncheire got hands
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
damn hecatoncheire got hands
Can’t believe I saw a polar bear in the flesh. Terrifying/Majestic/Sombre in equal measure.
June 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can’t believe I saw a polar bear in the flesh. Terrifying/Majestic/Sombre in equal measure.
You know when you see this guy some seriously stupid shit is about to be said
June 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You know when you see this guy some seriously stupid shit is about to be said
mf’s be like ‘open the pit’ but the crowd looks like this
May 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
mf’s be like ‘open the pit’ but the crowd looks like this
Where’s my unicorn buddy when I need him
May 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Where’s my unicorn buddy when I need him
I have somehow acquired a very angry unicorn in Oblivion. Any time I fast travel, they come with me and sometimes gets in fights with the locals - like this poor soul at the shrine of Nocturnal. The true Elder Scrolls experience.
May 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I have somehow acquired a very angry unicorn in Oblivion. Any time I fast travel, they come with me and sometimes gets in fights with the locals - like this poor soul at the shrine of Nocturnal. The true Elder Scrolls experience.
Shiny Sandslash!!!!!!! Storm Silver is a lot of fun.
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Shiny Sandslash!!!!!!! Storm Silver is a lot of fun.
Probably not the best thing to say to a guard mate
April 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Probably not the best thing to say to a guard mate