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This list was made by a bunch of fart sniffers
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This list was made by a bunch of fart sniffers
Aren’t you the same person who peddled Lance Armstrongs fairy tale while other actual journalists were attacked for reporting the truth? Checks out that you would support another fake journalist who lives in a fantasy land
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Aren’t you the same person who peddled Lance Armstrongs fairy tale while other actual journalists were attacked for reporting the truth? Checks out that you would support another fake journalist who lives in a fantasy land
Unless you want to work 40 hours a week
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Unless you want to work 40 hours a week
Jobs went up 22,000 percent
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Jobs went up 22,000 percent
A real life Clay Davis
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A real life Clay Davis
I will buy every WWE PPV for 20 years if Triple H turns face and gives him the Pedigree
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I will buy every WWE PPV for 20 years if Triple H turns face and gives him the Pedigree
My keyboard is currently missing the F key and the space bar doesn’t work. He should come investigate the true laptop from hell
July 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My keyboard is currently missing the F key and the space bar doesn’t work. He should come investigate the true laptop from hell
Look at that crew. The type that if you saw them on the sidewalk, you walk across the street. Thank god we have such a formidable group defending democracy
July 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look at that crew. The type that if you saw them on the sidewalk, you walk across the street. Thank god we have such a formidable group defending democracy
His head got even bigger. Look at that cranium
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
His head got even bigger. Look at that cranium
Gorka’s head is so fucking big
April 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Gorka’s head is so fucking big
Start writing Marco Rubio’s tell all book before he does. Also, change your name to Marco Rubio so you get all the profits
March 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Start writing Marco Rubio’s tell all book before he does. Also, change your name to Marco Rubio so you get all the profits
Or they could just…hold on to them. Should be plenty of space in all the offices of fired federal workers
February 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Or they could just…hold on to them. Should be plenty of space in all the offices of fired federal workers
Stop having these ghouls on tv. Relegate them to fox
February 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Stop having these ghouls on tv. Relegate them to fox
They crave tv spots. Don’t book them
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They crave tv spots. Don’t book them
Too bad they can’t hire Mike Pence to stare down North Korea. But Pete’s deadlifts should still do the trick
February 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Too bad they can’t hire Mike Pence to stare down North Korea. But Pete’s deadlifts should still do the trick
Why is he always standing
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why is he always standing
We need to get back to calling him Bretbug
February 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We need to get back to calling him Bretbug
If you see Stephen Miller wearing a top hat, get ready to duck
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you see Stephen Miller wearing a top hat, get ready to duck
Step one for tv networks: stop having these clowns on tv. They will always give non-answers. These narcissists LOVE doing it too. Relegate them to shilling on Fox News only.
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Step one for tv networks: stop having these clowns on tv. They will always give non-answers. These narcissists LOVE doing it too. Relegate them to shilling on Fox News only.
I want Harrison Butker to shank one 30 yards right and see the officials give the good signal
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I want Harrison Butker to shank one 30 yards right and see the officials give the good signal
How many seasons of West Wing do I need to watch to get her job?
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How many seasons of West Wing do I need to watch to get her job?
Which Republican would you have appointed to her administration?
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Which Republican would you have appointed to her administration?