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Canadian, eh. 🍁

I post. I engage. I like. I delete. I like a tidy feed.
They're eating the Cats.
August 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Well, we all know the answer to that.

If he really gave a rat's ass about the issue, he'd be sending them to Alabama where 1 in 7 people is at risk of being a victim of violent crime.
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
How soon we forget. The right was shooting up beer cans when they didn't like a hot chick being used in a Budweiser ad. Far as I know, lefties ain't shooting up any AE merch.
August 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dear Martha,

The drones and Black Hawks arrived just in time. They fended off the Orange Turdlings and now patrol the skies, protecting our critical syrup supplies.

We are thankful for the metric system, which has so far eluded them.

As always, please send socks via return drone.

Love,
Windsor
March 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dear Martha,

I'm not certain this message will get to you now that the US postal service has been flushed down the loo.

Our embargo on American products is now into Day 43 and we are discovering several creative workarounds.

But, as always, please send socks.

Love,
Windsor
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dear Martha,

The winter continues unabated. We had to eat a CBC war correspondent yesterday. Please send socks via return drone.

Love,
Windsor
February 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM