No steamed hams? This is Albany erasure.

Wait how is this so accurate?

At night when I can’t get my kid to go to sleep and I need to leave the room I’ll ask if he wants to do a big kid sleep and wake up in his own bed. Then I say “remember I’m always here for you, even if you can’t see me, because I love you.” It works every time. 😭😭

Reading through the replies and weeping in my office. Bluey is so good.

Joff Bush is a musical genius. The Creek song is my favorite, sometimes I just listen to it on Spotify for fun.

Cue the waterworks

You are my life’s biggest regret.

You are a joke.

It’s always fine, and I will miss having a reliable sit down weekday breakfast place. They were always wonderful with my kid.

They seem barely familiar with the cuisine they already serve.

I was hoping they’d come to their senses. I didn’t know about the name and it’s worse than I expected.

I heard about this in September and it’s been living rent-free in my head ever since.

Also my kid rules but I need sparkles right now.

It’s basically all I’ve got but it’s a great thing to have.

I’m going to the Eras tour in a few weeks!