“If WWIII is fought with Tweets and tariffs, then WWIV will be fought with toilet paper.” -Albert Einstein

The “We’re monitoring the situation” emails are SO BACK

My 3 year old asked me “Daddy, is Moana gluten free?” After researching the cuisine of ancient Polynesians, she is, in fact, likely gluten free.

How do the Heelers have such a massive house and still make Bluey and Bingo share a bedroom?

Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw
It's Dominic DeLuca

I kind of want to learn Lua strictly so I can train a Reinforcement Learning-equipped bot to play Balatro. Does Lua serve any more… practical purposes?

I cannot stop reading Luigi Mangione as “Luigi’s Mansion”