Swiftwind Eagle
@swiftwind.bsky.social
Bald eagle extraordinaire! Sometimes defeathered but never defeated!
I'm so happy you're normal and well-adjusted to society! We wouldn't have you any other way! LMAO! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm so happy you're normal and well-adjusted to society! We wouldn't have you any other way! LMAO! 🤣
The Slappy Squirrel cartoons really just HITS!
I so much wanna be DESTROYED by her! I ADORE her excessive amount of explosives, just to obliterate her foes!
I so much wanna be that poor sap that's "overcooked" by Slappy. 🤣
I so much wanna be DESTROYED by her! I ADORE her excessive amount of explosives, just to obliterate her foes!
I so much wanna be that poor sap that's "overcooked" by Slappy. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Slappy Squirrel cartoons really just HITS!
I so much wanna be DESTROYED by her! I ADORE her excessive amount of explosives, just to obliterate her foes!
I so much wanna be that poor sap that's "overcooked" by Slappy. 🤣
I so much wanna be DESTROYED by her! I ADORE her excessive amount of explosives, just to obliterate her foes!
I so much wanna be that poor sap that's "overcooked" by Slappy. 🤣
I "kiss" mice all the time! 😋😜🤣🦅❤️🐭
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I "kiss" mice all the time! 😋😜🤣🦅❤️🐭
She's so pretty! Such a lovely character! ❤️
I've always adored your bun! She's quite the trouble maker to certain proud bald eagles! 🤣🐰🦅
I've always adored your bun! She's quite the trouble maker to certain proud bald eagles! 🤣🐰🦅
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
She's so pretty! Such a lovely character! ❤️
I've always adored your bun! She's quite the trouble maker to certain proud bald eagles! 🤣🐰🦅
I've always adored your bun! She's quite the trouble maker to certain proud bald eagles! 🤣🐰🦅
If that pumpkin was hollow, it would be funny for a toon character to open the top, drop a lit stick of dynamite inside the pumpkin, then close up the top and disappear quick!
Would be fun to see you wearing a pumpkin head and being exploded with a dynamite stick! 😜🎃🧨💥
Would be fun to see you wearing a pumpkin head and being exploded with a dynamite stick! 😜🎃🧨💥
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If that pumpkin was hollow, it would be funny for a toon character to open the top, drop a lit stick of dynamite inside the pumpkin, then close up the top and disappear quick!
Would be fun to see you wearing a pumpkin head and being exploded with a dynamite stick! 😜🎃🧨💥
Would be fun to see you wearing a pumpkin head and being exploded with a dynamite stick! 😜🎃🧨💥
Those dog-fur friends getting excited with the fortune cookie that says, "You will wake up a dog", only to be sorely disappointed in the morning. 😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Those dog-fur friends getting excited with the fortune cookie that says, "You will wake up a dog", only to be sorely disappointed in the morning. 😭
The stooge life is a good life!
Gave you a follow in an attempt to enable the Chat icon on Bluesky. (Not sure how to enable Chat.) 😂
Thought it might be fun to chat with you on all things toony!
Gave you a follow in an attempt to enable the Chat icon on Bluesky. (Not sure how to enable Chat.) 😂
Thought it might be fun to chat with you on all things toony!
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The stooge life is a good life!
Gave you a follow in an attempt to enable the Chat icon on Bluesky. (Not sure how to enable Chat.) 😂
Thought it might be fun to chat with you on all things toony!
Gave you a follow in an attempt to enable the Chat icon on Bluesky. (Not sure how to enable Chat.) 😂
Thought it might be fun to chat with you on all things toony!
squawk! you truly are a stinker! *collapses to the ground!*
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
squawk! you truly are a stinker! *collapses to the ground!*
*Swiftwind ooos as he looks down at the object, not realizing 'ToonBuffoon' took off in a dash!*
*The eagle is curious why the gift is hissing.... until he realizes what he has is a bomb!*
*The bomb promptly explodes, blowing off all of Swiftwind's feathers. He stands there naked*
Buckaw? 👀🦅💥🦆🍗
*The eagle is curious why the gift is hissing.... until he realizes what he has is a bomb!*
*The bomb promptly explodes, blowing off all of Swiftwind's feathers. He stands there naked*
Buckaw? 👀🦅💥🦆🍗
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*Swiftwind ooos as he looks down at the object, not realizing 'ToonBuffoon' took off in a dash!*
*The eagle is curious why the gift is hissing.... until he realizes what he has is a bomb!*
*The bomb promptly explodes, blowing off all of Swiftwind's feathers. He stands there naked*
Buckaw? 👀🦅💥🦆🍗
*The eagle is curious why the gift is hissing.... until he realizes what he has is a bomb!*
*The bomb promptly explodes, blowing off all of Swiftwind's feathers. He stands there naked*
Buckaw? 👀🦅💥🦆🍗
Dogs are dumb. They'd chase after the ball if it landed in a pit. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Dogs are dumb. They'd chase after the ball if it landed in a pit. 🤣
Being a stooge is so much fun! I do love to portray this character as a hapless predator, always getting trouble with his prey! 😂
And ohhhh? What is this? *Swiftwind accepts the gift from you*
And ohhhh? What is this? *Swiftwind accepts the gift from you*
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Being a stooge is so much fun! I do love to portray this character as a hapless predator, always getting trouble with his prey! 😂
And ohhhh? What is this? *Swiftwind accepts the gift from you*
And ohhhh? What is this? *Swiftwind accepts the gift from you*
For sure! Dragons are warm creatures! It'd be good to snuggle with one of them! 😁🦅🐲
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For sure! Dragons are warm creatures! It'd be good to snuggle with one of them! 😁🦅🐲
*stands perfectly still as you clean the pie off his beaky face, though feels more pie covering his proud white feathery head.*
Squaaaawk! Thank you for cleaning my face. I can see the culprit who pied me suddenly.
*Swiftwind blinkies his eyes a little bit, peering at you*
Squaaaawk! Thank you for cleaning my face. I can see the culprit who pied me suddenly.
*Swiftwind blinkies his eyes a little bit, peering at you*
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*stands perfectly still as you clean the pie off his beaky face, though feels more pie covering his proud white feathery head.*
Squaaaawk! Thank you for cleaning my face. I can see the culprit who pied me suddenly.
*Swiftwind blinkies his eyes a little bit, peering at you*
Squaaaawk! Thank you for cleaning my face. I can see the culprit who pied me suddenly.
*Swiftwind blinkies his eyes a little bit, peering at you*
A very cute toony idea indeed! So much love is in this post!
I'd love to see your face get exploded by many large cigars, followed by plenty of creamy pies being pelted at your face. Lastly, watching that piano drop on top of your head/body would be the icing on the proverbial cake! 😜🎂
I'd love to see your face get exploded by many large cigars, followed by plenty of creamy pies being pelted at your face. Lastly, watching that piano drop on top of your head/body would be the icing on the proverbial cake! 😜🎂
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A very cute toony idea indeed! So much love is in this post!
I'd love to see your face get exploded by many large cigars, followed by plenty of creamy pies being pelted at your face. Lastly, watching that piano drop on top of your head/body would be the icing on the proverbial cake! 😜🎂
I'd love to see your face get exploded by many large cigars, followed by plenty of creamy pies being pelted at your face. Lastly, watching that piano drop on top of your head/body would be the icing on the proverbial cake! 😜🎂
This sounds like my true love too!
I'd change the sequence of events! Someone hands this bird a big red stick of dynamite... which promptly explodes... leaving said bird all naked/featherless... followed by a large boulder that falls down on top of him! 🤣
I'd change the sequence of events! Someone hands this bird a big red stick of dynamite... which promptly explodes... leaving said bird all naked/featherless... followed by a large boulder that falls down on top of him! 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This sounds like my true love too!
I'd change the sequence of events! Someone hands this bird a big red stick of dynamite... which promptly explodes... leaving said bird all naked/featherless... followed by a large boulder that falls down on top of him! 🤣
I'd change the sequence of events! Someone hands this bird a big red stick of dynamite... which promptly explodes... leaving said bird all naked/featherless... followed by a large boulder that falls down on top of him! 🤣
Found myself poking around your Bluesky and enjoying many of the posts you have made. ♥️
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Found myself poking around your Bluesky and enjoying many of the posts you have made. ♥️
This... kinda sounds like my own fantasy here! LOL!
To be locked in the stocks, a beaky face painted like a clown sporting a big red nose, an apple shoved in my beak and my painted face be pelted with pies? Ohhhhh, sounds like Heaven! 🤣🤡🥧
To be locked in the stocks, a beaky face painted like a clown sporting a big red nose, an apple shoved in my beak and my painted face be pelted with pies? Ohhhhh, sounds like Heaven! 🤣🤡🥧
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This... kinda sounds like my own fantasy here! LOL!
To be locked in the stocks, a beaky face painted like a clown sporting a big red nose, an apple shoved in my beak and my painted face be pelted with pies? Ohhhhh, sounds like Heaven! 🤣🤡🥧
To be locked in the stocks, a beaky face painted like a clown sporting a big red nose, an apple shoved in my beak and my painted face be pelted with pies? Ohhhhh, sounds like Heaven! 🤣🤡🥧
Ooooo! I heard the Olive Garden has cheese-stuffed mice and a delicious dipping sauce you can dunk your mouse in! 😜🧀🐭🤣
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ooooo! I heard the Olive Garden has cheese-stuffed mice and a delicious dipping sauce you can dunk your mouse in! 😜🧀🐭🤣
*eyes widen and awks! as his tongue is pulled and snapped back against his beak! He scowls sternly at the skunk!*
You are SOOOO gonna be shaved and / or eaten by me!
You are SOOOO gonna be shaved and / or eaten by me!
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
*eyes widen and awks! as his tongue is pulled and snapped back against his beak! He scowls sternly at the skunk!*
You are SOOOO gonna be shaved and / or eaten by me!
You are SOOOO gonna be shaved and / or eaten by me!
Dragons are so hot! 😜🤣🐲🔥
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dragons are so hot! 😜🤣🐲🔥
*eyes widen as he's suddenly SLAMMED with a banana cream pie to his regal and majestic beaky face! The cream covers his white feathery head completely, making a mess of the once-proud bald eagle* 🦅🥧
Erf! I'm not sure if I truly deserved to be pied! I'll be on the lookout for you! Squawk!
Erf! I'm not sure if I truly deserved to be pied! I'll be on the lookout for you! Squawk!
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*eyes widen as he's suddenly SLAMMED with a banana cream pie to his regal and majestic beaky face! The cream covers his white feathery head completely, making a mess of the once-proud bald eagle* 🦅🥧
Erf! I'm not sure if I truly deserved to be pied! I'll be on the lookout for you! Squawk!
Erf! I'm not sure if I truly deserved to be pied! I'll be on the lookout for you! Squawk!
I'm not sure, though I could imagine his kisses are like dynamite! 🤣🧨💥
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm not sure, though I could imagine his kisses are like dynamite! 🤣🧨💥
It's the farm animal's job to get you into HEAPS of trouble! LMAO! 😜🤣❤️
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's the farm animal's job to get you into HEAPS of trouble! LMAO! 😜🤣❤️
The toons love you back with an equal amount of force! Like a falling piano! 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The toons love you back with an equal amount of force! Like a falling piano! 🤣
*sticks his thin, pink, birdy tongue out at you and thppbts his beak wetly!* 😝
Never. I'm never used to that humiliating feeling. Squawk! 😝
Never. I'm never used to that humiliating feeling. Squawk! 😝
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*sticks his thin, pink, birdy tongue out at you and thppbts his beak wetly!* 😝
Never. I'm never used to that humiliating feeling. Squawk! 😝
Never. I'm never used to that humiliating feeling. Squawk! 😝