swifto.bsky.social
@swifto.bsky.social
Somewhere, there's a timeline where Bernie Sanders won in 2016 and now I'm plotting how to find, kidnap, and replace the Swift from that timeline.

And I feel justified in this because this is apparently the evil timeline, and that's exactly the kind of thing we'd do.
March 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The thing about taxpayer money:

If you’re going to take my money anyway, I’d really prefer that it goes to gender affirming care for the pilot than the bombs she’s dropping.
March 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM