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SwiftFischer
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I’ve been called a sinner.
PIEROGIWISE
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just fell for the pet costume contest phishing email from our IT team…for the second year in a row.

Worst part is I’ve also spent the morning trying to put a wig on a frenchie for my submission.

Bluesky, I give you PIEROGIWISE
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#NoKings Santa Monica
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Similarly, how is an unhinged republican president posting deepfake of Democratic Party leadership also part of the party’s “troubles?” WHY.
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can someone please explain to me how the looming shutdown of a government where GOP controls the senate, the house, and the presidency is part of “the democratic party’s troubles?”

What the fuck is going on at the @nytimes.com?
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Done. Don’t forget ESPN!
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cancelled my #Hulu subscription after #Disney pulled #Kimmel. You can enable this administration’s march towards fascism but you’ll not have my support while you’re doing it. Done watching #ESPN / #ABC and any #NFL games they air too. #BoycottTheMouse
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So…sounds like law enforcement didn’t really “get” the suspect so much as he was turned in by his own family. Absent that, would the fools running the FBI have ever found him?
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lol what a bunch of fucking pissbabies
June 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No questions, but thank you for sharing.
June 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also anyone who believes this please slide into my DMs. I’ve got some lucrative investment opportunities for you.
May 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Aside from @nytimes.com credulously reporting anything this White House says, how long before “suspected terrorists” and “others in the country without authorization” is broadened to include journalists, American citizens, protesters, or anyone who speaks out in any way against this regime?
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
DAYS late here but I can’t see a two tone paint job and not think “PT Cruiser ass shit.” Hilarious seeing combos that first (?) appeared on the singularly reviled aughtsmobile cropping up on luxury cars 20 years later.
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM