Texas didn’t create five new red districts. They created five new purple districts.

That was my immediate observation.

I had decided to eat at Cracker Barrel because they pissed MAGA off so badly. But...now it looks like Cracker Barrel will remain a restaurant I haven't eaten at since MeeMaw's birthday in 1998.

Nothing is surprising when it comes to Trump's dumb ass. He probably thinks Mattel is the illegitimate father of the Rapunzel Barbie.

Literally no team wants Aaron Rodgers. He's an overpriced, over-the-hill, self-absorbed jerk.

I typically find that I’m so surprised that everything fit that I actually have to take a picture of it.

Not this year, no way. Maybe next Thanksgiving when the Republican led House is contemplating impeachment hearings for whatever crimes or acts of treason Trump will commit in his first few months back in office. Make no mistake about it, his own party will ultimately be forced to deal with him.

NBA: Hawks
NFL: Falcons
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Georgia
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Dream
Soccer: Atlanta United