Shawn Wheatley
@swheatley.bsky.social
Husband to @lbingo3.bsky.social, eater of foods, maker of jokes
What do these NASA workers know about the race to be “Sexiest Man Alive” that we don’t know?
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What do these NASA workers know about the race to be “Sexiest Man Alive” that we don’t know?
Spammer just contacted me, let’s see if they can truly provide
September 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spammer just contacted me, let’s see if they can truly provide
Time to cosplay as Jaxis with the new haircut
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Time to cosplay as Jaxis with the new haircut
Crap forgot the alt text. Posted in the same order.
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Crap forgot the alt text. Posted in the same order.
The three genders, per the bathrooms at Fixe Southern Kitchen in Austin:
- Kenny
- Dolly
- Islands in the Stream
- Kenny
- Dolly
- Islands in the Stream
March 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The three genders, per the bathrooms at Fixe Southern Kitchen in Austin:
- Kenny
- Dolly
- Islands in the Stream
- Kenny
- Dolly
- Islands in the Stream
This came to me while waiting for the train this morning.
March 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This came to me while waiting for the train this morning.
Got to take a trip to NYC last two days, and I FINALLY got to try NY Pizza Suprema across the street from Moynihan Train Hall. I don’t know if it’s the best pizza in Manhattan (I am not a doctor of pizza) but it was very good. www.nypizzasuprema.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got to take a trip to NYC last two days, and I FINALLY got to try NY Pizza Suprema across the street from Moynihan Train Hall. I don’t know if it’s the best pizza in Manhattan (I am not a doctor of pizza) but it was very good. www.nypizzasuprema.com
This take is spot on.
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This take is spot on.
Get him a Wishing Well for Sensitive Boys
December 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Get him a Wishing Well for Sensitive Boys
I want to leave The Other Place but then I see @dieworkwear.bsky.social continuing to burn folks to the ground and I am conflicted.
November 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I want to leave The Other Place but then I see @dieworkwear.bsky.social continuing to burn folks to the ground and I am conflicted.
I was #886,531. That is all.
September 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I was #886,531. That is all.
@mauraquint.bsky.social when you leave Twixter shots get fired. That said, is this a hot take or a valid one?
September 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
@mauraquint.bsky.social when you leave Twixter shots get fired. That said, is this a hot take or a valid one?
I want to hit like but…
May 10, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I want to hit like but…
My recently used emoji in Teams, submitted without comment.
February 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
My recently used emoji in Teams, submitted without comment.
Strangely it’s only drawing 30W right now but most of my power supplies have not been sufficient to rapid charge
November 20, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Strangely it’s only drawing 30W right now but most of my power supplies have not been sufficient to rapid charge
Search your camera roll for “hell”
October 18, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Search your camera roll for “hell”