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@swettyboop.bsky.social
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Dog enjoyer, roller derby attempter, hill jogger, potter of small cylinders, neglecter of plants, botherer of insects and fungi.

Pootling about with a beautiful human and some daft animals in Todmorden.
On the plus side your Cenobite cosplay game is massively upgraded just in time for Halloween?
September 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
So you’re decking it back to Manc for Roller Derby this afternoon, right?? 😂
July 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Despicable
May 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Pretty sure this is what my friends and family think we’re all doing every week at training. They must never be allowed to learn the truth.
April 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You did so awesome!
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I have a thing like a tiny wood-plane with a razor blade that’s real neat for sloughing the edges off.
February 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I assumed my foot shame was just a budding extension of all the other post-catholic brain mess, but turns out no, skater feet are bad and we should be ashamed of ourselves.
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Yay 😁
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
🙌 YES
January 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have nightmares about doing this and ankles just snapping 😫😝
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
They are super hard, it’s a very weird set of muscles. The best advice is to really ‘sit’ into it, but that’s kindof not very helpful until one time it suddenly clicks and you feel what it means 😂 derby be mysterious.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 AM
The Culture. Obvs.
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Merry crabmas
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely. It managed to build an entire universe while telling a very small, personal story.
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM