Dan Sweryt
@swerytd.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Gives reasonably priced notes on sitcoms.
Doesn't EVERY tax measure benefit better off people EXCEPT a wealth tax?
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Doesn't EVERY tax measure benefit better off people EXCEPT a wealth tax?
ALDI: "How can we save money on these decaf teabags?"
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
ALDI: "How can we save money on these decaf teabags?"
I know it's ITV but still must be some sort of record for on screen spelling mistakes
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I know it's ITV but still must be some sort of record for on screen spelling mistakes
Nominative determinism
July 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nominative determinism
Immediate vote in, I think!
March 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Immediate vote in, I think!
Was this scheduled to be on? Or are BBC2 doing a supreme trolling job on America?
March 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Was this scheduled to be on? Or are BBC2 doing a supreme trolling job on America?
EVERY result correct in this midweek EPL round, including FIVE exact results! @superbrufootball.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
EVERY result correct in this midweek EPL round, including FIVE exact results! @superbrufootball.bsky.social
Dear previous Twitter executives
Please take note of this, which is the correct answer.
Please take note of this, which is the correct answer.
February 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Dear previous Twitter executives
Please take note of this, which is the correct answer.
Please take note of this, which is the correct answer.
Vodafone charge £7.35/GB for out-of-bundle data, which seems a fair charge, sitting to the regulator.
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Vodafone charge £7.35/GB for out-of-bundle data, which seems a fair charge, sitting to the regulator.
Frozen chip making a break for it
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Frozen chip making a break for it
Frozen chip making a break for it
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Frozen chip making a break for it
The most YES thing, ever!
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The most YES thing, ever!
Hey ITV - what year is it again?
December 18, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Hey ITV - what year is it again?
Wiping your bum is a dangerous game in this house!
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Wiping your bum is a dangerous game in this house!
Boots Christmas section cutting back on Quality Assurance dept this year.
November 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Boots Christmas section cutting back on Quality Assurance dept this year.
That the world's richest man wants to pay literally zero to you tells you everything you need to know about what these people want.
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
That the world's richest man wants to pay literally zero to you tells you everything you need to know about what these people want.