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Swerve Starbreak
@swervestarex.bsky.social
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Full time office admin, College Graduate, 33 y/o, aromantic gynosexual, "he/him," male body, memelord, tries to help people smile.
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

FOR I HATH MADE NEW ENGLAND STYLE CLAM CHOWDER FROM SCRATCH!
#DwarvenStew

A bit underseasoned and thin, but those potatoes were PERFECT.
A bowl of New England Clam Chowder
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Nov 4th was the first time I made actual #DwarvenStew in a while! It was a bunch of leftovers plus a scrambled egg; pasta, peas, cream of shrimp (previously made with the pasta), and white rice!
A bowl with elbow pasta, peas, white rice, and scrambled egg, covered in cream of shrimp soup. Salt and pepper were also added.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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#DwarvenStew update

Oct 26th: Mac and cheese w/ carrot, turnip, and scallion

Oct 27th: Rice, peas, and chicken sauted w/ in curry powder

Oct 29th: Chicken ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, garlic, and scallion [BANGER]

Oct 31st: Fried rice w/ egg, peas, carrot, scallion, and mirin
Mac and cheese w/ carrot, turnip, and scallion Rice, peas, and chicken sauted w/ in curry powder Chicken ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, garlic, and scallion Fried rice w/ egg, peas, carrot, scallion, and mirin
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Pretty sure I've already shared this but just in case, here we go.

Also I added alt text to it!
"May I please draw your OC?" Reshare this post if you encourage anyone who wants to draw your OC to do so. There is no need to ask for permission in advance. Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I'll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it. You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance I will sequel it about it for several days. Even if you feel you aren't good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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When he said "Oh no" I scrolled down and saw this.
Still image of RADICAL REX dancing, with the next post down saying "Oh no!" The video of RADICAL REX includes raocow's voice saying "ohhhh noooo" so it's surprisingly appropriate.
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 4 of 4

Oct 19th: Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper with carrots and scallion, PROPERLY drained this time

Oct 22nd: Fried rice with egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, and mirin to flavor it (was a bit overpowering!)

Bonus Oct 25th: Use chips like crackers in a can of chowder!
Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper with carrots and scallion, PROPERLY drained this time Fried rice with egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, and mirin to flavor it (was a bit overpowering!) New England Clam Chowder with Ruffles Chips thrown in like crackers
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 3 of 4

Oct 15th: Seared turnip w/ scallions served as a side to eggs and rice

Oct 18th: Vodka sauce over Ditalini with garlic and jalapeno has become a regular thing for me

Oct 19th: Breakfast fried rice w/ carrots, garlic, scallions, eggs and leftover vodka sauce
Seared turnip w/ scallions served as a side to eggs and rice Vodka sauce over Ditalini with garlic and jalapeno has become a regular thing for me Breakfast fried rice w/ carrots, garlic, scallions, eggs and leftover vodka sauce.
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 2 of 4

Oct 11th: Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper w/ turnip added (not properly drained)

Oct 13th: Vodka sauce w/ jalapeno over Ditalini topped with a parmesan crumble from Wendy's

Oct 14th: Tuna salad w/ scallions and cheese melted over, was a side for a soup
Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper w/ turnip added (not properly drained) Vodka sauce w/ jalapeno over Ditalini topped with a parmesan crumble from Wendy's Tuna salad w/ scallions and cheese melted over
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 1 of 3

Sept 29th: White Clam Sauce over Ditalini

Oct 4th: Stovetop ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, seaweed, and carrot

Oct 5th: Veggie Soup: Tomato soup w/ carrot, turnip, jalapeno, scallion, cucumber, and garlic

Oct 6th: Hambagu steak with a side of frozen potato + green bean
White Clam Sauce over Ditalini Stovetop ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, seaweed, and carrot Veggie Soup: Tomato soup w/ carrot, turnip, jalapeno, scallion, cucumber, and garlic Hambagu steak with a side of frozen potato + green bean
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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An abberation pretending to be human is falling upside down and having a LOVELY TIME ⭐️

Let's call him "Patch" for now. A chaotic creature doing wild stuff in Fanterra.
A porcelain skinned individual with blue hair and flat blue eyes is falling upside down with a big smile on their face. They're wearing blue armor with purple eye designs and a silver trim, a red headband, a red cape, black shirt with blue trim, red pants, and black shoes. They wield a blue-bladed sword, are casting a spell of purple flames, and are in front of a purple rift in space with crazed eyes inside of it.
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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September 26th #DwarvenStew was a stir fry made with white rice, carrot, garlic, chicken, and turnip of all things; was my first time trying to cook with it! Came out excellently!
Stir fry with white rice, carrots, garlic, chicken, and turnips.
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM
Super Smash Bros 64 screenshot Stage 10 Mario VS Fighting Polygon Team [vs.30]
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This image right here. ^^

Imagining "the WHAT RESORT!?"
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Post a female character you love.

The Princess of Kisses, whom I will never get over. XD
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Cola chicken with a bag of creamy chicken flavored noodles and some leftover broccoli rabe from the family lunch I went to on Saturday. I even made pan sauce with it. #DwarvenStew
Cola chicken, creamy noodles, and broccoli rabe.
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I guess I forgot to post the garlic bread I made on the 11th. #DwarvenStew Could use more butter, might've gone too hard on the garlic salt.
Garlic bread!
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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4 games that were my favorite game during various points in my life
ICONOCLASTS Tales of the Abyss 3DS Sonic Adventure DX Director's Cut Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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These pics range between 2020 to 2022 but I invite you all to see Miashi the Music Fairy, Rain Verdentine, and Fern Starbreak.

I used to kind of give almost everyone a slim build but I have been trying to diversify my body types lately.
Picture is from 2020 A blonde woman with fairy wings, a black and white musician's outfit, a little black hat with a purple feather, and a purple sash, playing a violin. Picture is from 2022 A Vampire woman dressed in all black, a v neck top and a skirt with jagged hems, carrying a small goblet of cherry soda and a can of cherry soda, posing in front of a big "cherry" symbol. The top says "Sweet Cherry in the Rainfall" and the bottom says "Rain Verdentine." PICTURE IS FROM 2022 Fern Starbreak, a Tsukumogami of a Boston Fern, who dual wields Colt Revolvers (Single Action Armies), has leafy wings coming out of her back, and wears all green and yellow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Olive oil, garlic, shallot, chili pepper.

Jalapeno and mushroom.

VODKA SAUCE.

PUT IT ALL OVER PASTA SHELLS.

#DwarvenStew
A bowl with Olive oil, garlic, shallot, chili pepper. Jalapeno and mushroom. VODKA SAUCE. All over pasta shells.
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Artists! Show an old piece that you still love

To this day I still think this picture of Andrea Elsayed is one of my best pieces. Something about it just hits perfectly in my head, I always smile at it. If there's any one piece I have zero issues with it's this one.
A woman with pink hair and cat ears, a blue right eye with black smoky eyeshadow, bright red gently smiling lips, and clawlike scars over her left eye mostly covered by her hair stands behind a bar with her arms crossed. She's wearing a pink waistcoat over brown leather armor, and has a pink cat tail up behind her. In the background, in black and white, are shelves with numerous bottles (presumably alcohols and drinks), there's a doorway on her right, and above her head is a bardiche hanging on a plaque.
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Tonight's dinner. #DwarvenStew

Chicken ramen with carrot, mushrooms, and egg. Threw in some salt, pepper, and curry powder to mix it up a bit too.
Chicken ramen with carrot, mushrooms, and egg.
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Yesterday's dinner. #DwarvenStew

Honestly I had some mishaps with it. But chicken cutlets, couscous, and mixed vegetables. Even if I made mistakes it still came out great!
Chicken cutlets, couscous, and mixed vegetables.
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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My main OC Swerve was, at one point, a Kirby, and I know that's not quite the same thing, but it feels appropriate.

I revisited the idea when the original version of Forgotten Land came out. owo / Might be fun to bring back again since Kirby Air Riders is on the way.
An orange Kirby with a green hat and brown eyes, with a Swerve Star vehicle behind him, and a shuriken, a kunai, and a yo-yo next to him.
September 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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An incredible soup I made on Aug 26th! #DwarvenStew

A pot of soup with chicken broth, carrots, a jalapeno, garlic, a can of tuna, some leftover rice (herb and butter flavor), and a beaten egg stracciatella style! It tasted DELICIOUS and I would love to have it again!
A pot of soup with chicken broth, carrots, a jalapeno, garlic, a can of tuna, some leftover rice (herb and butter flavor), and a beaten egg stracciatella style! Same soup, in a bowl
September 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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#DwarvenStew Multi-Day Update!

Aug 19th: Cream of Mushroom with shells, carrots and garlic

Aug 29th: Sardine salad with corn and croutons

Aug 31st: Chili Oil ramen with carrots, garlic, corn, and eggs

Sep 1st: Sardine salad with curry powder (Was a weird experiment tbh)
Cream of Mushroom with shells, carrots and garlic Sardine salad with corn and croutons Chili Oil ramen with carrots, garlic, corn, and eggs Sardine salad with curry powder (Was a weird experiment tbh)
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM