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Swerve Gentleman 🔞
@swervegentleman.bsky.social
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🔞 33 yrs. He/Him. NSFW alt for @SwerveStarEx. May post fetish art. The chance of actual porn is higher than I thought??? The kinks can be weird, but I am a gentleman.
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As I am pretty sure I said last time this applies to my NSFW too.
"May I please draw your OC?" Reshare this post if you encourage anyone who wants to draw your OC to do so. There is no need to ask for permission in advance. Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I'll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it. You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance I will sequel it about it for several days. Even if you feel you aren't good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Hey what the hell is going on? I was trying to respond to this post three separate times but they aren't appearing on the actual post, nor when I try to click through it. The post itself is allowing comments, but mine just aren't showing??? I don't appear to be blocked, I can see their stuff...
Me attempting to post something like "MEGA CUTIEEEE! I like her too! ^^" on the same post three times, but it's saying "Replied to a post" and not specifying on the who. "Post not found"
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I just got a super cute pic from @maskedfurry.bsky.social of my man Swerve as a cute Crobat + Togekiss fusion! ^w^
Technically it would be a "Togebat," but I prefer "Crogekiss!"
Thanks bunches for the comm!
Swerve Starbreak as an Anthropomorphic version of a fusion of Togekiss and Crobat.
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I dunno if it's cheating to use one of my OCs for this but that's kind of Jackalovely I guess? Gal is her friend group's rock but she's also a pole dancer who has recreational sex and wanks basically all the time.

I have other Big Sex Loving Protags too but she is sweethearted a Main Character.
Two versions of Jackalovely Antlers. The version on the left is her Chibi / Mascot Mode, which is her default. The version on the right is her Full Size mode, which she uses when not in a cartoon probably. Top middle has labels for her colors, and bottom left says "Pole Dancing Jackalope with melon crushing thighs teaches adults life lessons."
September 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I'm being the change I want to see in the world so I drew Jackalovely masturbating to being kissed by Svetlana's big red lips. First time I've drawn ALL THE WAY NSFW I think. I could probably do better but tbh I was just riding vibes and a dream for this.
Jackalovely and Svetlana sitting intimately close to one another. Svetlana is kissing Jackalovely all over and covering her in thick lipstick marks. Both Jackie and Svet have a hand down in Jackie's vagina, and she's starting to have a climax.
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Dumb Swerve fetish meme that plagues me any time I try to find NSFW kissing content.

STOP GIVING ME "KISSING" CONTENT WHEN THEY'RE JIST TOUCHING TONGUES THAT IS NOT KISSING

Also cut back on all the drool while we're at it please.
An individual stands at a crossroads. "Kissing is done with" The good path. "The lips" The bad path. "The tongue"
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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So what if I only just posted a new pic of Jackalovely? I want to share her with the world and I posted it as a reference. XP
Two versions of Jackalovely Antlers. The version on the left is her Chibi / Mascot Mode, which is her default. The version on the right is her Full Size mode, which she uses when not in a cartoon probably. Top middle has labels for her colors, and bottom left says "Pole Dancing Jackalope with melon crushing thighs teaches adults life lessons." Draw THIS <-------- In your STYLE! *little emote guy blushing and touching fingers*
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Jackalovely Antlers. I am so goddamn fond of this cartoon jackalope. I want to see more of herrrrrr

Also can we talk about how as a pole dancer her whole body is probably REALLY STRONG?
Two versions of Jackalovely Antlers. The version on the left is her Chibi / Mascot Mode, which is her default. The version on the right is her Full Size mode, which she uses when not in a cartoon probably. Top middle has labels for her colors, and bottom left says "Pole Dancing Jackalope with melon crushing thighs teaches adults life lessons."
July 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Malla the Bubblegum Slime...
Okay so I have two bright pink slime girls that started as #SHRIFT OCs but don't fit tonally but I don't consider that a problem.

Malla overtook an entire swamp, changing all the water to bubblegum, and opted to show the world the TRUE BEAUTY of gum. Kinda lazy tho.
A big, shapely, light pink slime woman with somewhat darker pink hair, with long eyelashes and pink eyes with heart pupils. She is blowing a pink gummy bubble, has a lily pad in her hair, is wearing some foliage as a necklace, has a vine as a belt, and is wearing a wreath of white flowers around her left thigh. She has an incredibly thick hourglass figure and her enormous breasts are see through like gum bubbles. She also has a round, pink slime core that also seems to be "wearing" a miniature lily pad. The text next to her says "Malla" and "Bubblegum Slime" in both English and Japanese Katakana. There is also a little doodle of her from a side view blowing a huge bubble below that text.
June 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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See a butt, post a butt
(this is like the only one I have XD)
JunipalWitt's character Eifa with a puffed up butt. Nevelynn and Swerve look on from the background. While Nevelynn gives her a thumbs up, Swerve is noticing Nevelynn's chest seems smaller and is a bit confused, but he'll probably get it soon.
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Random image or everything go wrong in june
Screenshot of a reddit post on r/jackboxgames from 1 year ago by "Interesting_Sock69." It says "My friends are buying this abomination of a shirt from T K.O (im getting a long sleeve variant instead of a sweater 💀)" Said t-shirt is a yellow shirt with red triangle sunglasses and a smirk, with the slogan "SHE STROGEN ON MY BEEF TIL IM OFF"
June 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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[ GANGUMIRO ]
The Toying, Tacky Trapper

Monster Hunter style huge fox creature hunts for prey by blowing and popping big sticky pink bubbles all over them to trap them. Loves to play with its food before it sinks its teeth in. Can also make bubbles with its floofy tail. Is hot, if you're into that.
A huge brown fox creature with pink highlights and a white underbelly that appears to be blowing a big pink gum bubble the size of its head. Its fluffy, curled tail is also producing numerous bubbles. A stick figure human is there for scale; it is only the size of the Gangumiro's head, or the bubble it is blowing.
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I sorta realized that Swerve and Jackalovely have a lot of similarities and I am wondering if this constitutes Jackalovely being a lewdsona for me, but I am probably overthinking it. I got a fun venn diagram out of it though.
A Venn Diagram with Swerve Starbreak on the left (green side) and Jackalovely Antlers on the right (pink side). [Swerve] Gentleman Mercenary Femmesexual Bubblegum fetish High Dexterity Does not have sex carelessly Turned on by hearts and large lips Doesn't like crowded places [Jackalovely] Openly discusses sex life Pole Dancer Pansexual Heavy petting fetish High Strength Casual sex on a regular basis Not much design based arousal? Surrounds herself with people [Both] Kind heart Aromantic but really horny Consent above all Kissing Fetish Thinks Polycules rock Wanks almost daily Voice of reason Fun to hang out with Video games
May 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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And what is true for my sfw is also true for my nsfw
"May I please draw your OC?" Reshare this post if you encourage anyone who wants to draw your OC to do so. There is no need to ask for permission in advance. Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I'll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it. You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance that I will sequel (probably meant “squeal”) about it for several days. Even if you feel you aren't good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I have never played Pokemon Wack and never will but I am absolutely the CEO of one of the thousands of Fakemon in that game, specifically Hunballun, and it is painful knowing zero people are aware of it.

I never talk about them because there is so little to say but I love the design.
Fanart of a Fakemon from Pokemon Wack from 1 and a half years ago, depicting Hunballun, a Humanoid honey bun creature. Yes, like the baked good. They are winking and doing a peace sign with each hand. In the bottom left corner is Hunballun's sprite from the game, which seems to be blowing a huge bubble of some kind from its mouth. (Dough? Yeast? Cream?) The text in the top left says "Hunballun, Big Honey Bun Pokemon."
May 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Sure, I'd love to see your take on Hazie! ^^ She's from my SFW account and I'd be down to see you do any sort of cute-ing her up!
Hazie - A fuzzy eldritch creature of some description that freely shapeshifts and is technically just a being of sapient pink fog. Her likes include turning into cute animals, tofu, and you.
April 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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5. Kizmi the Kisshin Sorceress
6. Marquette, who owns a cafe
7. Besony the Kisshin Beastkeeper
8. @shibaleti.bsky.social 's Bratz character Jinx being kissed on the cheek by my Breezy.
A Bratz styled witch or sorceress, wielding a magical staff, wearing mage's robes adorned with lots of stylish accoutrements. The double X pattern is a rune that means magic, but also means fertility. A Bratz styled maid with a cup of coffee in her hand. The mug has a big pink kiss mark pattern on it, and a heart shaped puff of steam is coming out. A Bratz styled medieval Ranger character, with a shark tooth necklace, a small bag of animal food, and a green top that says "Beauty Beast" over a pink kiss mark pattern. A pink heart is next to her. Black and white picture of @shibaleti.bsky.social's Bratz character Jinx being kissed on the cheek by my Breezy.
April 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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A bunch of Bratz styled designs I'd posted to bird website in the past.

1. Bratz Princess based on Formal Funk Jade
2. Chiki Hela Unichuu and Nelva Urchula Zmuchi, a pair of Bratz that I designed for @junipalwitt.bsky.social
3. Some kind of Bratz sniper
4. @junipalwitt.bsky.social but a Bratz
Bratz character based on Jade's "Formal Funk" look, holding a sword made out of a heart and a lipstick tube. Her other expressions have her winking, enthusiastically responding to a request for a kiss, leaning in to kiss the screen, and holding her heart sword forwards. A plus size Bratz with purple lips and a t-shirt that says "RICE TO MEET YOU" with a picture of an onigiri, and a goth Bratz with black lips wearing all black goth fashion and carrying a plushie that looks like @junipalwitt.bsky.social Sketch of a Bratz style character holding a sniper rifle, with the back of her jacket emblazoned with big kiss marks. Black and white pic of a Bratz version of @junipalwitt.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Valipsa Crimsonkiss, a Knight Errant from Fashnesta. A Paladin who inspires courage with her heroic acts and motivates her allies with her fashionable strut, huge lips, and lovely kisses.

Player character for a kinky D&D game I am playing. Normally I DM for this group but now I am a player! XD
A Bratz styled character wearing half plate armor and wielding a sword and shield. She had a red kiss mark om her armor, placed over her heart, and the shield is emblazoned with a large kiss mark with angel wings and hearts around it.
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Did not think to post these arts when I posted the others.
Freida is a favorite OC of mine, had to get some more pics of her.
1st pic was actually by #SHRIFT 's actual artist, nekomataaran. He's unfortunately not on Bluesky.
2nd and 3rd pics are by @artistaxiom.bsky.social
Freida von Dollhaus unzipping her top Flat colored pic of Freida just being cute. Freida dancing with a Bratz doll she presumably animated with her abilities--note their bent arm.
April 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A character I am pretty passionate about, my #SHRIFT fan character, Freida von Dollhaus. Only one and a half feet tall by default, Freida is a shape-shifting mass of doll parts calling herself "the Queen of Dolls." By default she is a busty, snuggly plushie with a single wooden ball-jointed arm. 1/5
A woman who resembles a plush doll, with stitches all over her body, hair like cloth pieces, and one wooden ball jointed arm. Some of the cloth that makes up her body is mismatched in color. She is only one foot tall but is very voluptuous Black and white images of Freida, the Plush Demon. The images on the left include her with her mouth open, an image of her teacup, a look at her wooden arm, and side profile images of her facing both directions. The text says "Freida von Dollhaus, Plush Demon" "Teacup" "Wood Ball-Jointed Arm" "Keeping this design consistent is a nightmare!" The original concept sketch for Freida von Dollhaus, which has her sitting down, holding up a teacup. The text next to her says "Freida von Dollhaus, Plush Demon" again, but also has her name in katakana because the original creator of SHRIFT (the game she is a fan character for) is Japanese.
April 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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My feed has had a lot of macro art on it lately and I believe it has to do with @deadpool3iisij6.bsky.social
Top: *looks over destroyed onion pots* Who keeps putting macro art on my feed!? Bottom: *grabs cat* YOU *cat is Dead-Pool3_II_Sij6*
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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wait wha--
Swerve Gentleman's bio, which says "🔞 32 yrs. Hm/Him. NSFW alt for @SwerveStarEx. May post fetish art. The chance of actual porn is higher than I thought??? The kinks can be weird, but I am a gentleman." Of note is that he accidentally listed his pronouns as "Hm/Him" instead of "He/Him" and has circled that.
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Pic 5 by @galacticgoodie.bsky.social
Pic 8 by @eroticphoenix.bsky.social
Callista Sorex by @galacticgoodie.bsky.social Freida von Dollhaus Unagisa Miss Shugo by @eroticphoenix.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I am super low energy today.

Anyone wanna ask me stuff about my kinkiest OCs?

Pic 1 by @thaeoscorn.bsky.social
Pic 4 by @/jwink.bsky.social
Jackalovely and Svetlana by @thaeoscorn.bsky.social Baiser the Smoochy Slime Breezy Autraychell Jakati by @/jwink.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM