No. This time it’s the fact that he took the democracy we trusted him with, and he lent it to a smelly old fat guy, and now when we finally get it back it’s going to be all stretched out and smell like McDonalds grease shits, Preparation H, and expired cheap cologne.

I don’t think I’m allowed to say it.

We need a daily video update/response, Pete.

I mean… to be fair, a toilet does seem the ideal location for an aspic.

Isn’t that premise kind of a stretch?

*Meeple’s