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Joe Cooper 🇺🇦
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For the masses, not the classes.

Born tired. Likes hikes and bikes. Still in Texas.

Did you add alt text to your image? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Post doesn't do journalism, but this is about the level of respect this whole story and everyone in it deserves. She and RFK Jr. should be a punchline and a dumb pun and then wiped from our collective memory, later recalled vaguely like Lorena Bobbitt or the Tiger King.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They not only sexually abused Virginia Giuffre and sold her to friends for favors, they hounded her for years afterward to keep her silent.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
With alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Untouchables.
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Bill Cosby, the beloved sitcom dad?
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nielsen sent me two dollars, cold hard cash, and an invitation to be a Nielsen household? Is this what democracy feels like?
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sure, bro.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wall Street is doing fine. Which helps exactly no one except the wealthy. Of course, when AI collapses so does the stock market, because it's like 90% of the growth for the past couple years.
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And, this is Biscuit, but I call him Biggie, Piggy (somebody did something terrible to his tail and it's twisty like a pig tail), Big Pig, Big Big, Piggy Pig, Bingo, Busy, Brisket, Britches...
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Muppet was originally Frank (after Frank Oz). And, Potato was called "Tank" by his previous owner, which I misheard as "Tate" and assumed was short for Potato, because look at him.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There's a high-res version of the incredible NY Post "Red Apple" front page, and I'm not saying I'm going to print it out big, frame it, and hang it on the wall, but I'm not not saying that. nypost.com/wp-content/u...
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
More than 50% and more than a million votes. Call that a Mamdani Mandate. Alliterate their asses.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If they really did tumble overnight, I would become a gambling man. Alas, the gambling lads are not playing pretend with their real money.
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Well, well, well, NYC found a mayor who doesn't suck shit, and de Blasio voted for him.

You really gotta hand it to him, some outstanding decisions were made here.
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
oh no
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is there a list or something to report accounts that engagement farms with stolen skeets? Because this account posts nothing but "borrowed" popular posts.
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Make a new map of the Internet every year.
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Most underrated band of the 90s.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What are we doing here, Yale University Press? Did you run out of bits?
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM