I’d assume you’re on the verge of gaining super speed powers 😋

One of my coworkers has a coffee in the morning, and several energy drinks throughout the day, and I ask them, “are you attempting to vibrate into the multiverse?”

Blowing himself up to get his car out of the mud. But getting bigger feels too good, he might just get too big to move.

Not yet, but you already got me simping for him.

Yoga is great! Just remember to stretch every direction. Also having recently gone through physical therapy, the more you stretch and regain range of motion, you might start to feel a little weaker at end range. It’s something I wasn’t expecting, so just keep an eye out for that, it’s normal.

I don’t mind that he can’t fit into clothes either 🤩

This is just begging for artists to draw their sweaty OCs with pit stains. 👀

Dang, thicc thighs save lives!

Calling me out on my bluff! 🤣 now I have to own up to it.

One of my ex-girlfriends had a perfume that smelled like starbursts and it would give me a boner. But years later, I was cuddling with a guy friend after he finished a workout, and just a small whiff from his pits and I felt like every muscle in my body relaxed.