My phone is so confused at how old I am. Had to have my first colonoscopy at a very early age and now my ads are all elder care homes, pelvic floor problems, and compression socks.

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In the dead of night last night, I woke up choking on the disgusting, partially-digested contents of my stomach that came back up my esophagus, and if that’s not a big mood for American politics right now, I don’t know what is.

Oh look. Another rat-tailed maggot.

I only get baby fever during chick season. Why are baby chicks so CUTE?!?

Maybe I’ll go out and force-cuddle one of my chickens. Hopefully won’t get pecked in the face. Worth the risk.

The reason you’re not hearing anything about the economic blackout today is because it was effective and the media doesn’t want to let that out. Take a cue from the Civil Rights movement: boycotts/blackouts work, especially over time and when repeated!!

Just graded an essay that was written entirely in italics.

WHYYYYYYY. Just…why?!?

Academia: Where you constantly need to be publishing papers or people think you’re dead.

Couldn’t remember the name of the show we were watching so we just called it “The Soccer Murder” show (Yellowjackets).

We also call “For All Mankind” “That Drunk Astronaut Show.”

Anyone else do this?

Manic pixie dream girl? More like anxious bog witch dissociating woman.

Severance: Corporate Gothic Horror.

Discuss.

Me to my partner, when I’m super overwhelmed and stressed:
“STOP BREATHING IN MY DIRECTION.”

Me: “I’m so happy and have that warm fuzzy feeling.”

Me, a few minutes later: “DID I WAKE UP IN A CIRCLE OF HELL THIS MORNING?!?”

One of my favorite things about teaching Children’s Lit class is making my students read books they read when they were little.

They turn back into those delighted young children again, reading with joy and open hearts.

Warms my soul.