@sweetteebird.bsky.social
Poly Queer 🐱🐱🐍🐍🦎
✨just trying to figure myself out and my place in the world✨
🪿certified silly goose🪿
🎀Partner applications: open, but very selective🎀
Sometimes NSFW
@theeunderbrake.bsky.social ❤️ @revengeofthegal.bsky.social ❤️
✨just trying to figure myself out and my place in the world✨
🪿certified silly goose🪿
🎀Partner applications: open, but very selective🎀
Sometimes NSFW
@theeunderbrake.bsky.social ❤️ @revengeofthegal.bsky.social ❤️
PTA Mom forgot this app existed 😂
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
PTA Mom forgot this app existed 😂
Hitting the struggle bus so hard mentally. I need a lobotomy or euthanized or both 😭
August 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hitting the struggle bus so hard mentally. I need a lobotomy or euthanized or both 😭
I did a thing 👀🐱🐱❤️
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I did a thing 👀🐱🐱❤️
PTA mom is sick of having to work
May 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
PTA mom is sick of having to work
PTA mom is back!
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
PTA mom is back!
Being a mentally ill gf is so much fun 🤩 in the span of 3 hours I’ll want to kiss you, fuck you, go into a spiral thinking you hate me, and then go back to wanting snuggles 🥰 pic of Piglet because he’s cute
May 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Being a mentally ill gf is so much fun 🤩 in the span of 3 hours I’ll want to kiss you, fuck you, go into a spiral thinking you hate me, and then go back to wanting snuggles 🥰 pic of Piglet because he’s cute
Had a wonderful time last night watching the Pirates get beat with two of my favorite people, and a new friend (hopefully we didn’t scare her away 😝)!!! 💛🖤
April 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Had a wonderful time last night watching the Pirates get beat with two of my favorite people, and a new friend (hopefully we didn’t scare her away 😝)!!! 💛🖤
Basement tornado shenanigans (we are okay) @revengeofthegal.bsky.social @theeunderbrake.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Basement tornado shenanigans (we are okay) @revengeofthegal.bsky.social @theeunderbrake.bsky.social
PTA mom is ready to annex her coworkers back to Canada…send help 🤣
April 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
PTA mom is ready to annex her coworkers back to Canada…send help 🤣
What it’s like living with me:
*neighbors shoot off fireworks bc Easter?*
Lydia (Jewish) and Bryan (ex-Catholic) run upstairs concerned that it’s 🔫
Me: straight faced “they’re blowing off fireworks because Jesus died in a firework accident, duh”
*neighbors shoot off fireworks bc Easter?*
Lydia (Jewish) and Bryan (ex-Catholic) run upstairs concerned that it’s 🔫
Me: straight faced “they’re blowing off fireworks because Jesus died in a firework accident, duh”
April 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What it’s like living with me:
*neighbors shoot off fireworks bc Easter?*
Lydia (Jewish) and Bryan (ex-Catholic) run upstairs concerned that it’s 🔫
Me: straight faced “they’re blowing off fireworks because Jesus died in a firework accident, duh”
*neighbors shoot off fireworks bc Easter?*
Lydia (Jewish) and Bryan (ex-Catholic) run upstairs concerned that it’s 🔫
Me: straight faced “they’re blowing off fireworks because Jesus died in a firework accident, duh”
@theeunderbrake.bsky.social said I need to bring PTA mom back 🤣 PTA mom wants to be in bed with some coffee currently 🥱
April 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@theeunderbrake.bsky.social said I need to bring PTA mom back 🤣 PTA mom wants to be in bed with some coffee currently 🥱
PTA mom is ready for a hot date 😉
April 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
PTA mom is ready for a hot date 😉
Car folks: can you confirm the validity of this chart? 🤣
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Car folks: can you confirm the validity of this chart? 🤣
PTA mom is ready to slay the day!
April 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
PTA mom is ready to slay the day!
PTA mom is not ready to take on the day 🥱☕️
April 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
PTA mom is not ready to take on the day 🥱☕️
You ever just get secondary humped off the bed 🤔@theeunderbrake.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You ever just get secondary humped off the bed 🤔@theeunderbrake.bsky.social
Why am I such an attention whore 😭
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why am I such an attention whore 😭
PTA mom is ready for a glass of wine 🍷
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
PTA mom is ready for a glass of wine 🍷
PTA mom update: made it into work safe despite the insane weather 🌧️
April 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
PTA mom update: made it into work safe despite the insane weather 🌧️
Learned how to not harass my coworkers tonight…now I can successfully bully them to the verge of it being illegal 🤣 jkjk I swear I’m nice 😂
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Learned how to not harass my coworkers tonight…now I can successfully bully them to the verge of it being illegal 🤣 jkjk I swear I’m nice 😂
PTA mom leaving work after a stressful day…ready to enjoy some r&r
Your wish is my command @theeunderbrake.bsky.social 😘
Your wish is my command @theeunderbrake.bsky.social 😘
April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
PTA mom leaving work after a stressful day…ready to enjoy some r&r
Your wish is my command @theeunderbrake.bsky.social 😘
Your wish is my command @theeunderbrake.bsky.social 😘
Work training with Switzerland is kicking my ass 😮💨🥱
April 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Work training with Switzerland is kicking my ass 😮💨🥱
Date night with the most beautiful girlfriend in the world 🥰 how did I get so lucky 😘
April 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Date night with the most beautiful girlfriend in the world 🥰 how did I get so lucky 😘