Melissa
@sweetmimi0515.bsky.social
Not a bot, just a pink haired gal from NJ who loves to travel and has a cat named Jameson Fiddich
So I was heating up some apple cider in the microwave, went to grab the mug and now I have a burn on my hand and it's blistering. So yay merry christmas to me 🤦♀️
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So I was heating up some apple cider in the microwave, went to grab the mug and now I have a burn on my hand and it's blistering. So yay merry christmas to me 🤦♀️
Just got a scam or telemarketer call and turned into Samual L Jackson with the expletives. It's f***ing Christmas!! WTAF
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just got a scam or telemarketer call and turned into Samual L Jackson with the expletives. It's f***ing Christmas!! WTAF
Bowen Yang's last skit on SNL was so sad 😞
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bowen Yang's last skit on SNL was so sad 😞
So the files were basically an f you to the country from this administration. We knew they'd never comply because they care more about protecting pedos than justice 🖕🤡
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So the files were basically an f you to the country from this administration. We knew they'd never comply because they care more about protecting pedos than justice 🖕🤡
If we are ever beefing and you need to suck up to me, a box of rainbow cookies from Ferrara Bakery in NYC will do the trick.
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If we are ever beefing and you need to suck up to me, a box of rainbow cookies from Ferrara Bakery in NYC will do the trick.
RIP Rob and Michele Reiner 😢
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
RIP Rob and Michele Reiner 😢
For 3 years my Optimum bill has been increasing so I found other providers and switched, saving a significant amt. Call to disconnect and they threw offers out like a card dealer in Vegas. If I'm calling to disconnect, I'm already gone. No offer is going to keep me
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
For 3 years my Optimum bill has been increasing so I found other providers and switched, saving a significant amt. Call to disconnect and they threw offers out like a card dealer in Vegas. If I'm calling to disconnect, I'm already gone. No offer is going to keep me
Cats will act like they're starving to death if you feed them 2 minutes late but will sit on you for hours so you can't move or get food, essentially starving you
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cats will act like they're starving to death if you feed them 2 minutes late but will sit on you for hours so you can't move or get food, essentially starving you
Anyone else WFH and hydrated af because you know the bathroom situation? 😂☕️🫖🥤🧋🧃🧉🚰
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Anyone else WFH and hydrated af because you know the bathroom situation? 😂☕️🫖🥤🧋🧃🧉🚰
The way 🤡 speaks to female reporters is disgusting but tells you that he is scared of strong, independent women who are not afraid to challenge him. I will say, they have more restraint than I do. I would have unleashed the same amount of disrespect and it would have been so satisfying 😌
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The way 🤡 speaks to female reporters is disgusting but tells you that he is scared of strong, independent women who are not afraid to challenge him. I will say, they have more restraint than I do. I would have unleashed the same amount of disrespect and it would have been so satisfying 😌
WTAF??? So GOP taking a oage out of 🤡's book and grifting the country. Cut off SNAP, increased people's health insurance exponentially but giving themselves $500k each. Why do people still vote red?
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
Shutdown deal lets senators sue for $500,000 over data seizures like those in Jan. 6 probe
A provision of shutdown deal authorizes senators to bring lawsuits if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data without notifying them, with potential damages of $500,000.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
WTAF??? So GOP taking a oage out of 🤡's book and grifting the country. Cut off SNAP, increased people's health insurance exponentially but giving themselves $500k each. Why do people still vote red?
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
I hope all 8 Democratic senators that caved lose their next primaries. They are a disgrace
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I hope all 8 Democratic senators that caved lose their next primaries. They are a disgrace
So glad @wegmansofficial.bsky.social restocked chocolate & caramel dipped apples. There were none last Saturday, which ruined my Sunday since I like to eat one while watching The Graham Norton Show...with a cocktail of course. If you're not drinking when you watch TGNS, you're doing it wrong
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So glad @wegmansofficial.bsky.social restocked chocolate & caramel dipped apples. There were none last Saturday, which ruined my Sunday since I like to eat one while watching The Graham Norton Show...with a cocktail of course. If you're not drinking when you watch TGNS, you're doing it wrong
All MAGA who cheer ICE assaulting and deporting immigrants should be forced to eat bland, non-ethnic food for the rest of their lives. You can't benefit from your racism with tasty, well seasoned food so bring on your boiled albino chicken and eat up
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
All MAGA who cheer ICE assaulting and deporting immigrants should be forced to eat bland, non-ethnic food for the rest of their lives. You can't benefit from your racism with tasty, well seasoned food so bring on your boiled albino chicken and eat up
Last night on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social ...all my friends said they immediately thought of me 🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Last night on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social ...all my friends said they immediately thought of me 🤣🤣
How long before 🤡 cries the elections were rigged?
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How long before 🤡 cries the elections were rigged?
I have such anxiety about NJ Governor race. Told my boss, who lives in another state, that tomorrow I will be either very happy or severely depressed. Vote blue 💙 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I have such anxiety about NJ Governor race. Told my boss, who lives in another state, that tomorrow I will be either very happy or severely depressed. Vote blue 💙 🌊
America first but funding Argentina before SNAP 🤔. All lies from this administration
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
America first but funding Argentina before SNAP 🤔. All lies from this administration
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
"Demented Don" works too
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Demented Don" works too
Since GOP was fond of the nickname "Sleepy Joe", can we make "Comatose Don" a thing?
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Since GOP was fond of the nickname "Sleepy Joe", can we make "Comatose Don" a thing?
I'm confused as to how Zac Posen can be ok with Gap participating in 🤡 250th anniversay celebration considering this administration's stance on LGBTQ+. Very disappointing
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm confused as to how Zac Posen can be ok with Gap participating in 🤡 250th anniversay celebration considering this administration's stance on LGBTQ+. Very disappointing
Is @jaketapper.bsky.social writing a book about 🤡 health issues and the apparent cover up by the current administration? Fair is fair
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is @jaketapper.bsky.social writing a book about 🤡 health issues and the apparent cover up by the current administration? Fair is fair
🤡 thirsty for Kim Jong Un is both hilarious and embarrassing
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🤡 thirsty for Kim Jong Un is both hilarious and embarrassing
GOP continues to be under the misguided impression if they hint a dem is in the files,libs will back off.They don't understand, we are on the side of the victims,not the perps. We are looking for justice wherever that leads. Plus,we remember Clinton, hinting he may be in the files is not a shocker
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
GOP continues to be under the misguided impression if they hint a dem is in the files,libs will back off.They don't understand, we are on the side of the victims,not the perps. We are looking for justice wherever that leads. Plus,we remember Clinton, hinting he may be in the files is not a shocker