Who's going to drink this coffee then? Going to have to speak to my union rep about all these extra duties being forced upon me in this unsafe work environment.

Phew. I can start relaxing.

OH MY... is that can of sprite just sitting there without a coaster?

I got clout once. The topical cream to fix it was pretty affordable.

Union should help me out then. Zero fire escapes and I'm 90% sure all doors are locked.

I also WFH....

When your favourite cosmetic surgeon works behind a counter at Safeway.

Well that's enough education for me today. Time to load up Twitter to balance it all out.

Does time of day change said butt?

Will this be a PPV event?