sign my petition to let me go second every time I play pokémon tcg pocket

never ending pasta bowl regrets

never ending pasta bowl

Dear Wrestling God (JBL),

if I get to see CM Punk re-debut at survivor series I’ll be a good boy for the rest of the year.

Thank you, amen

last week I saw a meme about pronouns that said he/him/hole on it, and now I’m terrified I’ll accidentally say it if somebody ever asks me my pronouns

Spent my lunch break watching a livestream of the trump courtroom lobby. Right as my break ended trump emerges and starts calling on New York to catch the killers and murderers running around instead

Wendy Williams would be proud, what an airtight defense against your wrong doings. Blame The KILLER

Excited to see Edge in AEW with Christian. But dreading the day Tony puts E&C vs the Hardy boyz and I have to watch Jeff Hardy’s body fall apart a dozen more times

friend of the forest preserve

unacceptable seating

We’re all out of dumbledores now, god help us

I got my hair cut and the very nice old Hispanic grandma cutting it said she was excited to see somebody named Felipe come in.
Then said she was shocked I was a white boy and asked what they call me in English lmao

I guess it’s time to get an English name! What do we think about Colton? Willard??

but also fuck the shrine loading time, the loading times in-between receiving a silly mask I’ll never wear is too damn long

Never played so much mortal kombat online before, my thumbs have never been worked out like this.

has anybody ever actually ghost ridden their whip as described by Mr. F.A.B

There’s no way a roast beef sandwich with cheese on multigrain bread can be 220 calories. How could a vending machine lie to me like this

smoothies

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