I am feeling 🤏🏻 this close to being done with the internet. I just wanna exist without all kinds of hot women telling me what to eat and how to work out to get their body type. I want to not think about chin lypo every day and hair breakage and skincare and every other bad thing under the sun.

I should probably use this to spout off about Gaga’s new album but it’s too late. IG already heard my thoughts.

I still follow a handful of Republicans and they’ve been real quiet about literally everything coming out of the White House this week. Wonder if they’re worried or embarrassed yet.

We’ll see if I like it here.