I like to think I would be the personality hire at The Pitt

I’m robbing Peter to pay Paul. Unfortunately I am both Peter and Paul 💸💸💸

Idk but the fact that when I sign up for a new social app and my algorithm immediately serves me anti-fascist anti-nazi anti-exploitation content I’m like hell yeah the world sucks but at least I’m on the right side of history 💪

This is also how I feel anytime I see myself in the target self checkout security video…

You ever walk tipsy-ly down a hotel hallway and think “if I go missing, this is the last footage they’ll see of me. “

There’s really nothing like being a little bit tipsy and watching weekend update