Pay attention, folks! Trump is going to try to wag the dog. PAY 👏 ATTENTION 👏

Given all the news emerging these past 24 hours related to the Epstein scandal, I really have to wonder if we are going to hear about some significant figures unaliving themselves. This dam is about to burst, people.

Amidst trying to survive this f**king evil regime, I just unlocked another achievement in cooking...homemade French onion soup. Small joys.

Stephen Miller is a fascist.

Wow. I'm catching up on some of these YouTube videos featuring rapture preppers the day after the event was supposed to happen. You cannot make this shit up. Comedy gold.

This Ravens/Lions game is something else. Lions are doing to the Ravens what we did to them a couple of weeks ago. Ravens are having a hard time closing out games.

I've been distracting myself from the absolute shitshow occurring in this country. My mental health is first and foremost. Thank g×d for these apps.