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Like a genie!
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Like a genie!
(grabs paper and pencil) Here you go! You can get started on your letter!
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(grabs paper and pencil) Here you go! You can get started on your letter!
I dunno about you,lubbers,but any fella whos giving away free stuff is a friend of mine!
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I dunno about you,lubbers,but any fella whos giving away free stuff is a friend of mine!
And tell him what you want,and when he comes,he brings it to you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
And tell him what you want,and when he comes,he brings it to you.
Yawn.
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yawn.
@hcyrius73885.bsky.social @epicboyo.bsky.social @hot-amphibian.bsky.social @bluecooler54.bsky.social
OOOOOHHHHHH
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GUY NAMED AL
OOOOOHHHHHH
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GUY NAMED AL
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@hcyrius73885.bsky.social @epicboyo.bsky.social @hot-amphibian.bsky.social @bluecooler54.bsky.social
OOOOOHHHHHH
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GUY NAMED AL
OOOOOHHHHHH
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GUY NAMED AL
And so,Sandy wove the magical tale of gumdrops and pennywhistles. She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. But best of all,she told of the one they call… Santa Claus.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And so,Sandy wove the magical tale of gumdrops and pennywhistles. She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. But best of all,she told of the one they call… Santa Claus.
(laugh) No! I can’t believe you haven’t heard of C H R I S T M A S….
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
(laugh) No! I can’t believe you haven’t heard of C H R I S T M A S….
IS GETTING PRETTY THIN
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
IS GETTING PRETTY THIN
WHAT?! Y’all never heard of Christmas?!
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WHAT?! Y’all never heard of Christmas?!
What in the name of Alamo is wrong with you,Spongebob?! Ain’t you never seen a Christmas tree before?!
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What in the name of Alamo is wrong with you,Spongebob?! Ain’t you never seen a Christmas tree before?!
(plugs in lights) FIRE! Don’t worry Sandy,I’m coming! Stand back Sandy,fire!
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
(plugs in lights) FIRE! Don’t worry Sandy,I’m coming! Stand back Sandy,fire!
Oh,well,on with the show.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh,well,on with the show.
YOU ATE ALL ME COOKIE DOUGH!
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
YOU ATE ALL ME COOKIE DOUGH!
YOU CAN COUNT ON US TO SAVE THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
YOU CAN COUNT ON US TO SAVE THE DAY
TEAM UMIZOOMI
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
TEAM UMIZOOMI
(cut to Potty,looking drowsy,Patchy turns around.) Potty?
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
(cut to Potty,looking drowsy,Patchy turns around.) Potty?
(he pulls Potty’s strings down,and a puppeteer falls out,and Patchy hangs a Spongebob ornament on a tree) There was a time where no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(he pulls Potty’s strings down,and a puppeteer falls out,and Patchy hangs a Spongebob ornament on a tree) There was a time where no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
(squawk) They didn’t?
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(squawk) They didn’t?
…and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours… (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!)
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
…and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours… (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!)
Hmm… This letter comes to us from (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!)
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hmm… This letter comes to us from (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!)
Quiet,infernal bird!
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Quiet,infernal bird!