the swedest berry
@swedishberry.bsky.social
literally just a guy.
It is interesting that peanut butter is calorie dense enough adding sugar to it makes it less calorific.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It is interesting that peanut butter is calorie dense enough adding sugar to it makes it less calorific.
Why is it called post modernism when poast modernism is more accurate
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Why is it called post modernism when poast modernism is more accurate
i remain convinced "getting more work done" is an argument against working from home, rather than the other way around
November 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i remain convinced "getting more work done" is an argument against working from home, rather than the other way around
The internet is worse in many ways but at least today an errant link mostly gives you a harmless 80’s music video rather than scat pornography.
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The internet is worse in many ways but at least today an errant link mostly gives you a harmless 80’s music video rather than scat pornography.
Instead of Doppler Radar, kids have Toddler Radar, which finds all Dangerous Things To Put In Mouth in a 100 m radius
September 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Instead of Doppler Radar, kids have Toddler Radar, which finds all Dangerous Things To Put In Mouth in a 100 m radius
a lot of x is a vassal state of y discourse ignores the traditional state of vassals: in rebellion
August 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
a lot of x is a vassal state of y discourse ignores the traditional state of vassals: in rebellion
It makes perfect sense that Guy Fawkes is the ur-Guy whence all others come.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It makes perfect sense that Guy Fawkes is the ur-Guy whence all others come.
it’s the most Swedish thing imaginable to build a big fuckoff tower in the capital and then say no, you can’t take pictures of it
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
it’s the most Swedish thing imaginable to build a big fuckoff tower in the capital and then say no, you can’t take pictures of it
i asked chat gpt if these were likely to be the same 2 weeks putin got in ukraine and this is the answer i got
June 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i asked chat gpt if these were likely to be the same 2 weeks putin got in ukraine and this is the answer i got
rioters (laudatory)
June 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
rioters (laudatory)
we need a poaster's prison, which is really just a small house with a garden, carefully screened guests and absolutely no access to the internet. if this sounds like heaven to you, you are not a true Poaster
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
we need a poaster's prison, which is really just a small house with a garden, carefully screened guests and absolutely no access to the internet. if this sounds like heaven to you, you are not a true Poaster
people don't lie as much as we'd like to think they do, if they're doing stupid shit they're either stupid or pretending to be, which amount to the same thing.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
people don't lie as much as we'd like to think they do, if they're doing stupid shit they're either stupid or pretending to be, which amount to the same thing.
almost negatively polarised into an ai bro
May 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
almost negatively polarised into an ai bro
the orcas eat 1d6 super hornets each round
May 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
the orcas eat 1d6 super hornets each round
if u think about it indulgences are just the OG SaaS business (salvation as a service)
April 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
if u think about it indulgences are just the OG SaaS business (salvation as a service)
the plural of spouse should be spice because variety is the spice of life
April 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
the plural of spouse should be spice because variety is the spice of life
Inom mig bor två vargar. Den ena är 1000 mg paracetamol, den andra är 400 mg ibuprofen. Tillsammans kan de bota allt.
April 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Inom mig bor två vargar. Den ena är 1000 mg paracetamol, den andra är 400 mg ibuprofen. Tillsammans kan de bota allt.
every day now, a very low likelihood of the US capitol being stormed by protesters wrapped in ukrainian flags increases, and that is very funny to me.
March 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
every day now, a very low likelihood of the US capitol being stormed by protesters wrapped in ukrainian flags increases, and that is very funny to me.
now that the EU needs to rearm quickly and also perhaps move away from US equipment i wonder if there's a scruple free nation with tons of manufacturing capacity willing to step in? picture unrelated.
February 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
now that the EU needs to rearm quickly and also perhaps move away from US equipment i wonder if there's a scruple free nation with tons of manufacturing capacity willing to step in? picture unrelated.
fucking idiots theory posits that there's no such thing as 5D chess, misdirection or clever plays. instead, everyone is just a fucking idiot. especially anyone who claims not to be a fucking idiot.
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fucking idiots theory posits that there's no such thing as 5D chess, misdirection or clever plays. instead, everyone is just a fucking idiot. especially anyone who claims not to be a fucking idiot.
an analogy: your annoying friend invited himself to your party. he brought his methhead friend along. before you can tell your friend off, the methhead is in the walls, ripping the wires out because the voices in his head say one of them is the one that makes women not want to fuck him.
February 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
an analogy: your annoying friend invited himself to your party. he brought his methhead friend along. before you can tell your friend off, the methhead is in the walls, ripping the wires out because the voices in his head say one of them is the one that makes women not want to fuck him.
that's a bit on the nose, youtube, isn't it?
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
that's a bit on the nose, youtube, isn't it?
please mr. CIA man how can i send money to support american maidan? do you take venmo?
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
please mr. CIA man how can i send money to support american maidan? do you take venmo?
people watching flightradar24 and adsbexchange are just modern day augurs, change my view
February 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
people watching flightradar24 and adsbexchange are just modern day augurs, change my view