Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! My open mouth awaits the harvest!

Gen Z Klingon: “Cunt is a dish best served cold”

Actually, Trump’s letter to Epstein is null and void because he signed it with an autopen

The gales of November have the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

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This holiday weekend, don’t forget to honor the sacrifices made by a ragtag group of colonials, who hid behind trees and didn’t “fight fair,” took on the world’s most powerful army, and against all odds, won independence for their country. I’m talking, of course, about the Viet Cong

Fortunately, there are plenty of job opportunities for an alpha like Petey

Hi, Wall Street trader here! This is not funny. Markets only do this when in extreme distress

Tossed salad? I got you pegged? This Frasier guy is a pervert!

Flipping through the Trivial Pursuit Genus 5 edition from the long-ago year of 2000 and stumbled on this outrageous fact (the yellow history question). Imagine an elected official saying something this insane!

The government’s been taken over by 4chan nazis, abortion is illegal, concentration camps dot the landscape, and the only resistance this pathetic country can muster is “no treats for one day”

So DOGE is in the news again, folks. (Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?) Musk claims to have saved the government $55 billion in waste. That’s about enough money to buy a single egg!

Democrats desperately need to revamp their messaging around immigration. Instead of “do not come,” how about, “try not to come.”

I got off X for obvious reasons and was hopeful about Bluesky, but every post here is some version of “watching Ted Lasso is an act of resistance” so now I’m torn

No way, thanks Spotify!

Whoa, slow down Poindexter, and explain it to me like I’m a three year old. And while you’re at it, my diapey needs changing too! Waaah, WAAAHHHH!