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Plus all the 88 Dems voting to “condemn socialism” today. What a joke! They just got owned! 😂😭 SAD!
Trump smiles and gazes lovingly at Mamdani while Ronald Reagan looks on approvingly (from the portrait on the wall).
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Hahaha nice work wasting our tax dollars spending time to officially condemn socialism.
Tump loving on democratic socialist Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Expectantly waiting…
Dog Waiting Looking left Dog waiting just checking on the right.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Screen shot of my maga moron cope. T Tweedlethree • 6h ago I think the cost will be less than the still unfinished Fed Reserve renovation. At tax payers expense. 2 2 Reply ... A AwShitHereWeGoAgain • 6h ago True dat. D2 2 Reply ... M Moose_Antlers • 2h ago It's more basic than that. They hate beauty. They hate Trump and don't want him to create anything good and decent purely out of spite. 1少 Reply… L Lovethatorangeman • 1h ago And it messes up the satanic lines that were in place in D.C. I'm really starting to think this has something to do with the outrage. @1 & Reply ...
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Hero
Excerpt: While the neon-vest-clad volunteer stood guard, a man dropped off a set of orange whistles into a Little Free Library box outside the school. He said he was 3D-printing the whistles by the hundreds.
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Oh, so these fuckfaces live in. Colorado. Who are they?
loser ICE thugs kidnap man with one-month old baby in the back seat, breaking the window.
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Rumpy and Mark Sanchez. Doesn’t he know rumpy hates anyone with a Hispanic last name??
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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With alt text and thank you David!
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MY THOUGHTS ON THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL I've been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I'll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not offered the gig but it should go without saying that there's not enough money for me to help these depraved, awful people put a "fun face" on their crimes against humanity. Here goes: What do you think I think? I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. That people I admire, with unarguable talent, would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for...what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers? We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about (unless it's complaining that we don't support enough torture and mass executions of journalists and LGBQT peace activists here in the states, or that we don't terrorize enough Americans by flying planes into our buildings). I mean that's it; you have a funny bit about how you don't like Yankee Candles or airport lounges? Okay great, but you're cool with murder and/or the public caning of women who were raped, and by having the audacity to be raped, were guilty of "engaging in adultery"? Got any bits on that? These are some of my HEROES! Now look, some of you folks don't stand for anything so you don't have any credibility to lose, but my god, Dave and Louie and Bill, and Jim? Clearly you guys don't give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again? All of your bitching about "cancel culture" and "freedom of speech" and all that shit? Done. You don't get to talk about it ever again. By now we've all seen the contract you had to sign. You're performing for literally, the most oppressive regime on earth. They have SLAVES for fuck's sake!!! I don't understand how being rich can make someone such a whore. Poor people desperate to improve their (or their families lives), sure. Still not acceptable but I can understand the desperation to put food on the table. But this? I mean, it's not like this is some commercial for a wireless service or a betting app. This is truly the definition of "blood money". You might as well do commercials for Lockheed Martin or Zyklon B. Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would've thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda! Unless you open your sets with, "This is dedicated to all of the widows and widowers and kids orphaned by this bloodthirsty oppressive regime especially from the zany shenanigans on 9/11. Never Forget Motherfuckers! Alright, so it's great to be here. I'm gonna be killing it tonight! But in the good way! Straight up. No MbS." then your hypocrisy will never not be noted. -David P.S for anyone who wants to actually spend their money on something worthwhile, the Human Rights Foundation does amazing work. Hrf.org
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I made a meat pie for Halloween that looked better.
A meat pie that looks rather Trumpian. Looks gross. Tasted good.
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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You can contact the home show at
Info@nationwideexpo.com
A screenshot of nextstar-owned KDVR showing the home show’s advertising.
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Brian Kilmeade side eye. 🤮
September 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The Great Pumpkin rises!
Barf pumpkin
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The recreation of dumb and dumber scene with Lloyd and Harry flying on a scooter
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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CADET BONE SPURS LEADS THE CHARGE!
A gross disgusting photo of Mango Mussolini pretending he’s a war patriot by scratching his eyebrow. He should have covered his eyes like this when he looked up at the solar eclipse instead.
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I had to look this moron up.

www.linkedin.com/in/ken-salko...

www.huronconsultinggroup.com
A dumbass Facebook post where this guy Ken Salkover advocates for everyone to buy AR 15s AR 47s to prevent massacres like the highland park shooting.
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Hmmm Not sure on the browser but on the phone you can go to accessibility under settings. If it’s a text screenshot there’s a little text recognition box that will scan and convert it for you. 🙏🏼
A screenshot of the accessibility options for alt text under settings on an iPhone.
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
A screenshot of Sean Duffy from The Real World video.
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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#AIPACAmy gets a dishonorable mention.
An image of Amy Klobuchar from trackaipac.com showing she’s taken almost $770,000 from AIPAC.
August 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I thought Epstein was dead.
The yellowjacket buzz of a plane circling above the federal courthouse in Tallahassee, Fla., on Friday roused the perspiring platoon of reporters staking out a meeting between a top Justice Department official and Ghislaine Maxwell. The plane's banner read, "Trump and Bondi are protecting predators." The accusation summed up concerns on the ground as Todd Blanche, Attorney General Pam Bondi's top deputy, concluded a second extraordinary day of interviews with Ms. Maxwell, once a fixer for the financier Jeffrey Epstein who is now imprisoned on charges of sex trafficking.
July 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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These are totally old school hard hats. Most sophisticated contractors use something like this.
A worker wearing the latest in hard hats technology (chin strap, better fit).
July 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Look for this symbol when you + the alt text, thank you!
A copy of a screenshot to show how you can easily add alt text from long paragraphs in screenshots.
July 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Warner: Do you think the U.S. is sending a message that it values its scientists and researchers? Rep. Hurd: Absolutely. I think I'm proud of the great work that the United States government is doing. We need to make sure that our investments in science and technology are the right investments. We need to be talking about things also like critical minerals and rare earth elements, making sure that we have the resources, the raw materials that we need in order to power our economy. That's something also that I think we need to be having a discussion and what our investment is. From my perspective, I will say I'm very proud of the scientific and industrial work that our country is doing. Is it perfect? No. Are there areas that we can improve on? Certainly. Was there waste, fraud and abuse in the Biden administration when you look at some of the grant dollars and where those were going to? Without a doubt. We need to claw those back. But for the essential programs that benefit our economy, benefit our country, benefit our national security, I'm going to be a vocal advocate of keeping those. Warner: So, a 55 percent cut to the National Science Foundation, you think that's the right number? Rep. Hurd: I think the right number ... with respect to the National Science Foundation, I think I need to look at the specifics of that budget number. Just as I sit here right now I'm not sure what the right number would be. I think the question would be where are those dollars going? How are they being used effectively and what is our return on investment? I think that's a fair question that every taxpayer should have, and that's something that I'm going to be looking at here in Congress. What that exact number is, I can't tell you as I sit here. But certainly I think we should be looking at ways to more effectively spend money with NSF and NOAA and other places as well and maybe increase investment. Warner: Let's take a break from budget reconciliation for a moment. You sit on the House Science, Space and Technology Committee, which oversees a lot of federal R&D. This is an administration that envisions massive cuts, for instance, to the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, halving the National Science Foundation budget. I note that France, meanwhile, is wooing researchers from the U.S. with cold, hard cash. What will these cuts mean for the U.S.' standing in global science? Rep. Hurd: Well, I think we need to make sure that the United States retains its preeminent status and we are investing those federal dollars in programs that have the most return and that make the most sense. One of the things that's tough for me as someone on the Science, Space and Technology Committee, Ryan, is to figure out, how are we using these dollars effectively? Because sometimes in science you don't necessarily get a positive result, and so you're spending money and investing government resources on an experiment or a process that doesn't necessarily yield results. So how do we measure the effective use of those dollars in what is the proper scientific process and make sure that we're not wasting those dollars, that we're using them efficiently even if the result isn't perfect? And my view is we need to have a good relationship between the public sector and the private sector. Oftentimes, these government funding programs, Ryan, de-risk private investment that's critical to these industries and making sure that we retain our preeminent status, whether it's ag, whether it's AI, whether it's quantum computing, all of these issues. I think it's important that we continue to have those federal resources and that's something that I'm going to be advocating for. I know we've talked about some of these cuts. I think there's a right answer, Ryan, that includes funding for these critical government programs that not only help our economy, but they help our national securit…
July 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Reposting w alt text
Warner: Well, I guess I'm trying to square what you just told us there, which is that these detention facilities are relatively empty, with the idea that the U.S. has just infused a massive amount of money into ICE. This whole conversation has been about wise use of federal dollars. Is that a wise use? Rep. Hurd: Absolutely. I don't think we can be complacent, Ryan, when it comes to these facilities. We may have low numbers now, but if we don't have the resources in place, those numbers could easily come up again in the future, including with the future presidential administration. We need to make sure that as Congress, we exercise our responsibility to keep the country safe, to secure our borders, and that we have the resources and laws in place that will prevent us from backsliding. The cartels that are south of the border are multibillion - with a B - dollar cartels. They smuggle people and drugs across our border. If you think they're just going to be complacent because of a few presidential orders and they're going to say, "Oh, we're giving up on this business," you're crazy. Warner: Let's talk about some of the investments. So this law means that immigration and customs enforcement will be better funded than any other domestic federal law enforcement agency, including the FBI. Newsweek reports that ICE's budget will be bigger than most of the world's militaries. Why aren't we seeing reform of a system before we see massive shifts in investment? Rep. Hurd: That's a great question, Ryan. I think in order to reform the system, first we need to make sure we're addressing the underlying problem, which is an open border and illegal immigration and the lack of control over our country's borders. And that, to me, is a fundamental basic first step. If we're going to talk about reforming the system, reforming immigration, we cannot do that in a responsible way without ensuring we have a secure border. Now we've seen a dramatic decrease in the number of border crossings. I was actually down in Nogales earlier this year and met with Border Patrol there and saw the facilities that we have that are basically empty compared to what they were a year ago or two years ago, where they were basically full. That secure border is something we cannot take for granted, though, Ryan. And so we need to make sure that we have the resources and laws and technologies in place to secure that border, to keep it secure. Once we have that in place, then I think it's certainly reasonable for us to talk about reform. Our asylum system is badly broken; it's open to abuse. Making those changes and making those reforms is essential. But the first basic fundamental obligation is to stop the sort of arterial bleeding that we saw at the border with a lack of a secure border.
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Maybe there could be more!
Many MAGATs are saying:
Post from The Donald: Feels like this was a set up game, 4d chess. Word is Trump agreed to bury some shit so he could pass his agenda and if they fucked with him, he would release all the details. The question that is do we prosecute and get stuck with democrat obstruction, or does Trump use us to push through an agenda that helps the country. It's a tough situation
July 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM