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sweatieangle.bsky.social
🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍
@sweatieangle.bsky.social
I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil
If I don’t get questions like this I don’t want on
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 AM
A sad lament called ‘been practicing getting better at doing makeup but no one wants me to have as much fun as I could be having at work’ (i didn’t wear the choaker in the end)
May 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Its not a repost from twitter - its bonus outtake shots 😌
May 15, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Theres a baby duck they experiment on and some account named illumi you have to show your butt to
May 15, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Appropriating seasoning my bewbs
May 14, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Rocking the lost a bar fight for fall
May 14, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Lol i forgot about the time we bullied the USS Liberty entirely
May 13, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Do you really think someone would do that? Just…lie…on the internet
May 13, 2023 at 2:34 AM
was that this time?
May 13, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Giving my invite code to the very best poster I know
May 12, 2023 at 10:10 PM
This is a Cowboy stan account for sure 🤠
May 12, 2023 at 7:00 AM
Found chubby children’s Walter White
May 10, 2023 at 12:18 AM
[Me, graciousness personified, screenshotting instead of quote tweet dunking in deference to the delicate sensibilities of the locals]

Chuck you better shut your FUCKING skeet mouth 'fore I decide to REALLY give you something to 'need drinky' about
May 9, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Sent a rare Cowboy to check I'd not perished by one of the friendliest nicest dudes online- and how do I show my gratitude? hehe 😈why, by robbing him of the prestige and acclaim of being Bluesky's 1st Cowboy Poster, ofc

For *I* am Thee Original Cowboy Poster
ME😈
ohoho I'm perfidious as fuck today
May 9, 2023 at 7:53 PM
centrists smh
May 9, 2023 at 10:10 AM
its funny when I saw there was a sonic the hedgehog account my first thought was 'damn I hope their social media intern like frothingly horny replies' and lo - good friends that you are, you have not let me down
May 9, 2023 at 5:23 AM
😌thats ok. I forgive you😌
May 9, 2023 at 5:04 AM
I dont pride myself on much but few have the range to deliver niche blade and 80s secretary genderbent spongebob like I can tbh…anyhoo hows it going tim you get up to any bad boy stuff tonight
May 8, 2023 at 3:31 AM
[kid in class even the teacher hates voice] well…well instead of showing MY butt *I* much prefer to show my butt COVERINGS ehem 🤓

(Please post your fun pants if you want to tho)
May 8, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Nope - on twitter i am probably most readily identified by my distinctive mirror frame diy and making everyone look at my weird little outfits
May 8, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Lol its like when someone says ‘put it in my inbox’ and its a wastebin except for ‘report post’ complaints. Honestly I’m not sure how you get a clearer declaration than this but in light of Ms Hammer Hannah it does beg the question -whose dick did Matt Yglesias suck to get special consideration?🤔
May 8, 2023 at 1:37 AM
He that sees one such as these must tremble in the knowledge that - like a djinn - i am free
May 8, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Alright if we’re all posting selfies I’m just cleaning my room but i really feel the addition of this belt pulls my look from ‘everyday’ into ‘worn but brassy widow determined to defend her late husband’s bar from a gang of no good bikers hopped up on hippie drugs menacing this dusty one horse town’
May 8, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Oh we’re allowed to do that? Cuz most of my posts are annoying but low key this is
🔥🐉🙏A Golden Trooth🙏🐉🔥
May 7, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Deeply regret this search
May 7, 2023 at 3:29 PM