SwearySausages
@swearysausages.bsky.social
I had a tooth out yesterday without being sedated. I will be watching dog videos today to cheer myself up.
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I had a tooth out yesterday without being sedated. I will be watching dog videos today to cheer myself up.
Booked today off to be productive. But first a nap.
January 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Booked today off to be productive. But first a nap.
NYE sorted. How things have changed.
December 31, 2024 at 1:38 PM
NYE sorted. How things have changed.
My 87 y/o friend said she can’t drive this morning due to too much Prosecco last night.
December 27, 2024 at 11:50 AM
My 87 y/o friend said she can’t drive this morning due to too much Prosecco last night.
Look you lot with your grown up breakfasts. I had Percy Pigs.
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Look you lot with your grown up breakfasts. I had Percy Pigs.
Hello again & Happy Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Hello again & Happy Christmas!
I’m WFH today. The only thing on my to-do is putting my OOO on.
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I’m WFH today. The only thing on my to-do is putting my OOO on.
After years of being a strong independent woman I’d quite like to be a kept woman for a bit.
May 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
After years of being a strong independent woman I’d quite like to be a kept woman for a bit.
Feel a bit lost with social media these days. Sad really, I used to enjoy it.
March 30, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Feel a bit lost with social media these days. Sad really, I used to enjoy it.
I think my mum loved her gift bag more than gifts
March 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I think my mum loved her gift bag more than gifts
Thought this person was chatting to herself, just noticed the woolly hat.
February 12, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Thought this person was chatting to herself, just noticed the woolly hat.
They might be a crim but they care about the environment.
January 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
They might be a crim but they care about the environment.
Just put the recycling out & something caught my eye. Someone has put their electronic tag out to be recycled.
January 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Just put the recycling out & something caught my eye. Someone has put their electronic tag out to be recycled.
Susan is selling these on Facebook. The lazy cow.
January 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Susan is selling these on Facebook. The lazy cow.
Thought all the unhealthy food had gone. Until I found a tub of Ben & Jerry’s.
January 2, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Thought all the unhealthy food had gone. Until I found a tub of Ben & Jerry’s.
I was promoted just before Christmas. I start tomorrow, imposter syndrome is kicking in.
January 1, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I was promoted just before Christmas. I start tomorrow, imposter syndrome is kicking in.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Happy New Year!
Over on Facebook everyone seems to be climbing mountains today. I’m having breakfast in bed.
December 30, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Over on Facebook everyone seems to be climbing mountains today. I’m having breakfast in bed.
Happy Christmas, you lovely lot. Enjoy the day whatever you’re doing.
December 25, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Happy Christmas, you lovely lot. Enjoy the day whatever you’re doing.
I’m going to continue wrapping Christmas presents now. I’m also going to start drinking.
December 23, 2023 at 2:11 PM
I’m going to continue wrapping Christmas presents now. I’m also going to start drinking.
I do remember buying a few rolls in the January sales. Crikey.
December 17, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I do remember buying a few rolls in the January sales. Crikey.
Over on Next Door Dave is annoyed that Amazon delivered his order to an unknown bush.
December 16, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Over on Next Door Dave is annoyed that Amazon delivered his order to an unknown bush.
I’ve finally caved & bought a Christmas jumper. Only because my team wants to do a festive photo.
If it goes on our website I’m resigning.
If it goes on our website I’m resigning.
December 11, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I’ve finally caved & bought a Christmas jumper. Only because my team wants to do a festive photo.
If it goes on our website I’m resigning.
If it goes on our website I’m resigning.
I’m so organised I’m even one day ahead on my chocolate advent calendar. Oh.
December 10, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I’m so organised I’m even one day ahead on my chocolate advent calendar. Oh.
Just put the tumble dryer on, Christmas gift to myself.
December 9, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Just put the tumble dryer on, Christmas gift to myself.