Sweary Carrie
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Sarcasm. Sass. Gifts that kick ass!
𝐇𝐞𝐲! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞
𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞:
#buttons #mugs #stickers #totes #printables
👇SHOP
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I saw a post once that referred to Home Alone as “Die Hard for kids”. I think about that sh!t every single rewatch.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I saw a post once that referred to Home Alone as “Die Hard for kids”. I think about that sh!t every single rewatch.
Reposted by Sweary Carrie
There will be many children stories that come out of the #EpsteinFiles, and that’s what #MegynKelly was trying to excuse. We can, collectively, get her off the air. Please SIGN, share on your socials and email lists: www.change.org/RemoveMegynKelly
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November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There will be many children stories that come out of the #EpsteinFiles, and that’s what #MegynKelly was trying to excuse. We can, collectively, get her off the air. Please SIGN, share on your socials and email lists: www.change.org/RemoveMegynKelly
Today I learned that Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. 🤢
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today I learned that Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. 🤢
Making sure y’all heard we’re now referring to POTUS as THROATUS. Spread the word.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Making sure y’all heard we’re now referring to POTUS as THROATUS. Spread the word.
I wonder if Fazoli’s thinks about me as much as I think about them. 🍝🥖
I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.
I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wonder if Fazoli’s thinks about me as much as I think about them. 🍝🥖
I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.
I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.
How tf do some businesses get by using the wrong version of ‘stationery’?! Like, it’s your main product and now I can’t trust anything else you say. (This is not a post about exercise equipment.)
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
How tf do some businesses get by using the wrong version of ‘stationery’?! Like, it’s your main product and now I can’t trust anything else you say. (This is not a post about exercise equipment.)
Looking forward to seeing photos of the [no]ball[s]room being demolished in future history books.
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Looking forward to seeing photos of the [no]ball[s]room being demolished in future history books.
I can’t believe nobody is calling out Shitler’s pisspoor AI image. Like, you didn’t even get the mask right, bruh.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can’t believe nobody is calling out Shitler’s pisspoor AI image. Like, you didn’t even get the mask right, bruh.
Shower thoughts: If Tylenol causes autism now, does that mean vaccinations are cool again?
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Shower thoughts: If Tylenol causes autism now, does that mean vaccinations are cool again?
I don’t think women should be able to have abortions… unless they have a very, VERY good reason. Like, they’re pregnant and they don’t want to be, and it’s none of your goddamn business.
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I don’t think women should be able to have abortions… unless they have a very, VERY good reason. Like, they’re pregnant and they don’t want to be, and it’s none of your goddamn business.
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April 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I heard someone refer to Shitler’s makeup as taco seasoning and I can’t stop thinking about that.
Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)
Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)
July 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I heard someone refer to Shitler’s makeup as taco seasoning and I can’t stop thinking about that.
Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)
Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)
Anyone know if RFKJ is in charge of King Shitler’s rapidly declining health conditions?
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem
June 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Anyone know if RFKJ is in charge of King Shitler’s rapidly declining health conditions?
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem
Weird how there’s sh!tloads of funding to investigate miscarriages and ab0rtions, yet not enough to test all the backlogged rape kits.
#endthebacklog
#endthebacklog
June 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Weird how there’s sh!tloads of funding to investigate miscarriages and ab0rtions, yet not enough to test all the backlogged rape kits.
#endthebacklog
#endthebacklog
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Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.
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May 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ve been thinking about penguins a lot lately. Created this design.
April 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve been thinking about penguins a lot lately. Created this design.
President Stump is basically Temu H!tler.
April 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
President Stump is basically Temu H!tler.
Reminder: Motherfucking joy is a form of resistance.
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reminder: Motherfucking joy is a form of resistance.
Bernie wouldn’t have killed the pope.
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Bernie wouldn’t have killed the pope.