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Swear Fairy
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💙 Liberal Woke AF, feminist, anti-racist, forever pro-choice, 100% that bitch
Currently dissociating wildly
Reader, writer, mostly procrastinator
I’m anxious & swear. A lot. Especially lately
🌈 #bluewave 🌊 #resist 🦋
🚫DM!!!🚫maga🚫onlyfans🚫bitcoin
You want a blue sky? I got your blue sky right here.
#blueskies #treehugger
April 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Finally some good news!
They don’t specify birds or football players, but whichever, they’re all healthy!
So that’s a relief. #illiterateassclowns
#magaidiots
April 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Thinking of several rich people specifically.
#billionairesshouldnotexist #fuckyoufElon
April 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This website is undergoing maintenance
But for how long?
It’s been over a week.
What’s up with that?
March 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Clem anticipating a treat
March 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Is this concerning? 🤷‍♀️
March 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s boycott time!

This week we’re going full on in boycotting Amazon and everything else Bezos owns.
I get it, this is a tough one to disentangle yourself from, but do what you can. Billionaires should not exist!

Your money has power, use it wisely.

#boycott
March 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Good morning Foxy and all y’all!

Happy Mardi Gras and Taco Tuesday to all!
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Kind of feel bad for the Tesla owners who bought a car before all this fuckery.
But I think can we agree that anyone who buys one now is complicit in the fuckery. What about cybertruck owners? Yes, we’re laughing at you and your stupid “truck”, you deeply uncool irredeemable nazi assholes.
March 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Money talks. So do boycotts. Let’s do this!
February 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the Tool Roads and the Apple Store! Oh no, what shall I do?!?? Scammers trying today.
Dumbasses.
#idiots #dumbass
February 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey, all you guys who apparently think about the Roman Empire frequently, does any of what’s happening seem familiar at all? Specifically circa 27 BCE. Bread & Circuses are next!
February 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just quit Facebook and Instagram, and I gotta tell you, it feels great. Meta and Zuck can suck it.
#quitfacebook
February 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My brain.
It hurts.
Please make it stop.
February 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My little mom and her brother Frank getting through their Thanksgiving to do list. No trauma there or anything. Me, I’m thinking of having shrimp tacos or something like that while watching holiday themed horror movies. Perfect.
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Sweet handsome Darwin purring by my side
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
November 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Darwin hopes everyone is remembering to be gentle and kind to themselves this week. He recommends curling up somewhere cozy, especially with a friend if you have one around, and the catnip strain of your choice.
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Clementine, my sweet tripod wonderpup
November 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM