Swazoo Koolak
@swazoo.bsky.social
How about if we capitalize "Asshole"?
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
How about if we capitalize "Asshole"?
"Life must be a constant series of surprises to you."
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"Life must be a constant series of surprises to you."
Trump has already claimed that the bad actors in the Epstein case are all Democrats. I expect a lot of Republicans in Congress to go along with this. The question is how much of the public will be fooled by this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Trump has already claimed that the bad actors in the Epstein case are all Democrats. I expect a lot of Republicans in Congress to go along with this. The question is how much of the public will be fooled by this.
Trump ordered Pam Bondi to open an investigation into Democrats' involvement with Epstein about a week before the House vote. I expect Trump and Bondi to use this "investigation" as a reason not to release the files, and for the "investigation" to go on indefinitely.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Trump ordered Pam Bondi to open an investigation into Democrats' involvement with Epstein about a week before the House vote. I expect Trump and Bondi to use this "investigation" as a reason not to release the files, and for the "investigation" to go on indefinitely.
Once acre, one vote
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Once acre, one vote
I wouldn't say it backfired. Some kids thought it was racist and challenged it. Then they learned the origin of the phrase and what it means. This is what education is for. And it's a good thing that kids are concerned enough about racism to speak up, and open-minded enough to learn.
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wouldn't say it backfired. Some kids thought it was racist and challenged it. Then they learned the origin of the phrase and what it means. This is what education is for. And it's a good thing that kids are concerned enough about racism to speak up, and open-minded enough to learn.
Is Earth Flat? Authorities Disagree.
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Is Earth Flat? Authorities Disagree.
Looks like a cross between Hitler and Curly Howard.
September 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looks like a cross between Hitler and Curly Howard.
Q: What's got one leg and no eyes?
A: A leg.
A: A leg.
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Q: What's got one leg and no eyes?
A: A leg.
A: A leg.
Q: What's green and fuzzy and has six legs and if it falls on you out of a tree will kill you?
A: A pool table
A: A pool table
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Q: What's green and fuzzy and has six legs and if it falls on you out of a tree will kill you?
A: A pool table
A: A pool table
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A: Red paint.
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A: Red paint.
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
A: "Where's my tractor?"
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
A: "Where's my tractor?"
We need both more people and fewer people.
September 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We need both more people and fewer people.
Turn the hoses on them.
August 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Turn the hoses on them.
The wine industry is already hurting. Younger people don't drink as much alcohol as older generations do, and when they do drink, it usually isn't wine. Trump's trade wars are also hurting the industry, because of retaliatory tariffs, and bottles are now more expensive because many are from China.
August 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The wine industry is already hurting. Younger people don't drink as much alcohol as older generations do, and when they do drink, it usually isn't wine. Trump's trade wars are also hurting the industry, because of retaliatory tariffs, and bottles are now more expensive because many are from China.
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
August 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
Let's see how they react when Muslims, Hindus, Satanists, Buddhists, and atheists start pushing their beliefs at work. They'll come up with some sort of special pleading, I'm sure.
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Let's see how they react when Muslims, Hindus, Satanists, Buddhists, and atheists start pushing their beliefs at work. They'll come up with some sort of special pleading, I'm sure.
I'm a character riding a motorcycle while wearing leathers and a full coverage helmet while being chased by the police. At the end of the chase, I pull off my helmet to reveal that I'm a woman with long blonde hair.
July 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I'm a character riding a motorcycle while wearing leathers and a full coverage helmet while being chased by the police. At the end of the chase, I pull off my helmet to reveal that I'm a woman with long blonde hair.
I'm a hero who drives a car with special tires that squeal on a dirt road.
July 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I'm a hero who drives a car with special tires that squeal on a dirt road.
It's like a driver who doesn't know which pedal is the gas and which is the brake.
July 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's like a driver who doesn't know which pedal is the gas and which is the brake.
Maybe in the sense of the Augean Stables.
June 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Maybe in the sense of the Augean Stables.
Asiana Pilots names from KTVU News
YouTube video by Midwest Sports Network
youtu.be
June 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM