swatpants
@swatpants.bsky.social
AuDHD commie, writer, digital artist in training.
He/him
28
Happily married
He/him
28
Happily married
Check out my new web novel, Planeskipper. Chapters will be coming Mondays and Fridays, and I'll be more present on here because of it. #royalroad #wip #authorsofbluesky
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1243...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1243...
Planeskipper
Elliot Williams has spent his adult life completely paralyzed thanks to a condition called Locked-In syndrome. One day, when all hope is lost, he accepts a cryptic "offer for his soul" and is transpor...
www.royalroad.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Check out my new web novel, Planeskipper. Chapters will be coming Mondays and Fridays, and I'll be more present on here because of it. #royalroad #wip #authorsofbluesky
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1243...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1243...
Pretend I’m a genie. Reply with a wish you’d ask a genie and I’ll tell you how your imperfectly worded wish backfires.
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pretend I’m a genie. Reply with a wish you’d ask a genie and I’ll tell you how your imperfectly worded wish backfires.
“Are you impressionable?”
Me: “I don’t know, you tell me.”
Me: “I don’t know, you tell me.”
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“Are you impressionable?”
Me: “I don’t know, you tell me.”
Me: “I don’t know, you tell me.”
Can’t stand tiktok shops that sell 3D printed fidgets. This thing took 6 cents of material and 2 minutes of labor and you’re charging 12$? Fuck you.
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can’t stand tiktok shops that sell 3D printed fidgets. This thing took 6 cents of material and 2 minutes of labor and you’re charging 12$? Fuck you.
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I hate that I love Stephen King books. I feel so basic.
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hate that I love Stephen King books. I feel so basic.
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There's no such thing as a "self-made billionaire
#capitalism #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #billionaires
#capitalism #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #billionaires
January 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There's no such thing as a "self-made billionaire
#capitalism #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #billionaires
#capitalism #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #billionaires
I may be more autistic than I realized
December 4, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I may be more autistic than I realized
Could you break an AI language model by just straight up training it on the library of babel? libraryofbabel.info/browse.cgi
Browse the Hexes
Browse the hexagons of the Library of Babel. Here fearless librarians may check out any book they desire. Literally, any.
libraryofbabel.info
November 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Could you break an AI language model by just straight up training it on the library of babel? libraryofbabel.info/browse.cgi
Liberals, what about the last 4 years makes you think republicans aren’t doing whatever they want no matter who is president? We lost Roe, they banned books in red states, they made it a crime for teachers to mention gender, and we’re running a genocide. If you care, vote with violence.
November 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Liberals, what about the last 4 years makes you think republicans aren’t doing whatever they want no matter who is president? We lost Roe, they banned books in red states, they made it a crime for teachers to mention gender, and we’re running a genocide. If you care, vote with violence.
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November 2, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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I would watch ten hours of this
October 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I would watch ten hours of this
Toxic masculinity is so funny. It’s literally just super intense socially mandated insecurity.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Toxic masculinity is so funny. It’s literally just super intense socially mandated insecurity.
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How it feels every time I open my mouth
October 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
How it feels every time I open my mouth
He just found out why they called her Peggy
October 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
He just found out why they called her Peggy
October 26, 2024 at 3:18 AM
This hasn’t quite replaced what I used to like about Twitter. Would someone kindly volunteer for an argument?
October 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
This hasn’t quite replaced what I used to like about Twitter. Would someone kindly volunteer for an argument?