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September 2, 2023 at 2:57 PM
big things happening here
August 4, 2023 at 3:11 AM
i’ve been following this person who posts like 4-5 videos about their contentious divorce every day with pictures of pets behind it and i got the jump scare of my life when the ex husband mentioned Games
August 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
posting from the ground up is actually pretty crazy. i wonder if this app will take off and i’ll start meeting people again or if it will be an echoing void for all of time and i’ll learn to see the clouds and trees for the first time
August 2, 2023 at 8:20 PM
you know it’s completely fucked when you tell a story and the small children you’re teaching look at you like they want to ask if you have autism but they don’t have the online words for that. been thinking about it every couple hours since
August 2, 2023 at 8:18 PM
googling “How to become silent Re-Ment and Popin Cookin youtuber quickly with no degree” at work
August 2, 2023 at 8:15 PM
feeling watched
August 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
he is learning about screens and how there is not a groundhog behind my phone
August 1, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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so we’re going to pretend that ice cold beer does not embody the triumph of the human spirit over both cereal grains and fungus. thats fine just let me know when you’re ready to get serious
July 8, 2023 at 3:00 PM
video won’t load so i’m assuming this is about when a witch turns you into a bass as an ironic punishment for your crimes against fish
August 1, 2023 at 6:02 PM
one of the all time bits is going up to stephen very seriously at work and placing my hand on his shoulder to let him know he forgot to turn his swag on today
August 1, 2023 at 2:35 PM
can’t post video but this is my screensaver now and every time it changes to a different view of the same picture i laugh
August 1, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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let there be ruin among computers. let their dominion shrivel like a blight-struck leaf. it will come to pass
August 1, 2023 at 1:15 AM
working on making my laptop look “lived in” as they say
August 1, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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THIS IS BLUESKY BITCH
WE 💬 0 🔁0 ❤️ 0 IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA
TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO TWITTER
May 24, 2023 at 2:20 PM
had an actual nightmare that i had more plants and all of them got destroyed in a storm
July 4, 2023 at 11:32 AM
you can’t do a damn thing on here
July 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
babe wake up the old tool restoration page posted part 3 of the sugar grinder one
July 4, 2023 at 1:32 AM
one of the only things that makes it worth it being alive on this horrible burning rock is sitting on your couch eating so much watermelon that you get sick
July 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
can you do what?
July 3, 2023 at 4:44 AM
new platform so i have something to say. i think the whole “yeah your depression is a normal reaction to bad circumstances” is like a good thought, it is true that you’re not crazy and the world is bad, but also what am i supposed to do with that. how is that useful to me
July 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
i have to eat every meal at mach speed now because he wants to eat it so bad that he’ll stand on my chest to get it. this is literally oat meal i promise you you don’t want it
July 2, 2023 at 6:27 PM
my phone is listening to me. i have to get to work
July 2, 2023 at 4:24 PM
it’s time.
July 1, 2023 at 10:27 PM