Under the Deep Bluesky
@swarbie.bsky.social
Host on Monster Dear Monster, Warhammer nerd, tired boi
I wish I could experience 1/10th her relaxation
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I wish I could experience 1/10th her relaxation
Lizzie is 13 yrs old, has a little squashed grumpy face, and snores through the side of her mouth bc she’s missing so many teeth. She’s an asshole and I love her. Preferred username is swarbie
August 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lizzie is 13 yrs old, has a little squashed grumpy face, and snores through the side of her mouth bc she’s missing so many teeth. She’s an asshole and I love her. Preferred username is swarbie
As part of the Hobby Progress Challenge run by the Independent Characters podcast I ended up painting 109 models over the last 12 months! I’m super happy with how my Warriors of Chaos army is turning out
June 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
As part of the Hobby Progress Challenge run by the Independent Characters podcast I ended up painting 109 models over the last 12 months! I’m super happy with how my Warriors of Chaos army is turning out
I can strongly recommend getting a tattoo of the most obscure cryptid you can find
May 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can strongly recommend getting a tattoo of the most obscure cryptid you can find
Fighting depression by painting bright colours! My custom Giga-Galrauch for The Old World, soon to be transferred to a 100x150mm base because holy shit the 60x100 is waaaaaaay too small. Size comparison with the ancient official model included
April 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Fighting depression by painting bright colours! My custom Giga-Galrauch for The Old World, soon to be transferred to a 100x150mm base because holy shit the 60x100 is waaaaaaay too small. Size comparison with the ancient official model included
Can I offer you some Lizzie in these trying times?
March 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Can I offer you some Lizzie in these trying times?
Not to be a huge nerd, but I went to a GT event for Warhammer Old World today AND I WON
Had a great time playing games with my little plastic fantasy warriors all day 😂
Had a great time playing games with my little plastic fantasy warriors all day 😂
February 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Not to be a huge nerd, but I went to a GT event for Warhammer Old World today AND I WON
Had a great time playing games with my little plastic fantasy warriors all day 😂
Had a great time playing games with my little plastic fantasy warriors all day 😂
she’s a freak
February 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
she’s a freak
the algorithm is zeroing in on exactly my style of tshirt and I’m worried
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 AM
the algorithm is zeroing in on exactly my style of tshirt and I’m worried
If you see this, post a vampire
November 15, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If you see this, post a vampire
It’s been a hell of a week. But despite all the bad (and it’s been a LOT, trust me), I managed to paint some little werewolves, and that makes me happy
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 AM
It’s been a hell of a week. But despite all the bad (and it’s been a LOT, trust me), I managed to paint some little werewolves, and that makes me happy
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
July 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Long time no post! I’m in Japan on my honeymoon and we’re almost at Kobe, but we stopped at Fukusaki on the way to see the yokai!
July 3, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Long time no post! I’m in Japan on my honeymoon and we’re almost at Kobe, but we stopped at Fukusaki on the way to see the yokai!
Best Christmas in ages as I have received not one, not two, but FOUR books this year.
And I bought one for myself too.
Time to READ
And I bought one for myself too.
Time to READ
December 27, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Best Christmas in ages as I have received not one, not two, but FOUR books this year.
And I bought one for myself too.
Time to READ
And I bought one for myself too.
Time to READ
A huge thank you to @theuglymachine.bsky.social for this wonderful Lies of P gift! The Salamander Dagger Handle combined with the Wintry Rapier’s Blade carried me through the first half of that game, and now I own it! (Along with some delicious candy 🤤)
December 27, 2023 at 1:43 AM
A huge thank you to @theuglymachine.bsky.social for this wonderful Lies of P gift! The Salamander Dagger Handle combined with the Wintry Rapier’s Blade carried me through the first half of that game, and now I own it! (Along with some delicious candy 🤤)
The real Warhammer 40,000 is giving yourself eye strain painting things no one will notice unless you specifically point them out
December 16, 2023 at 11:38 PM
The real Warhammer 40,000 is giving yourself eye strain painting things no one will notice unless you specifically point them out
Painting up a converted Land Raider for my 40K Death Guard
December 2, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Painting up a converted Land Raider for my 40K Death Guard
Lizzy sleeping well today
November 30, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Lizzy sleeping well today
Finally cooled down enough today to break out the airbrush and get to work on Cthulhu for a friend!
October 17, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Finally cooled down enough today to break out the airbrush and get to work on Cthulhu for a friend!
This cat is toooooooo cuuuuuuute
September 15, 2023 at 1:04 PM
This cat is toooooooo cuuuuuuute
BG3 character; the game is real good on the PS5
September 3, 2023 at 7:01 AM
BG3 character; the game is real good on the PS5
Armored Core 6 rules, I stayed up way too late playing it last night
August 25, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Armored Core 6 rules, I stayed up way too late playing it last night
Lizzy is sleepy after chasing a plastic ball for ten minutes
August 10, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Lizzy is sleepy after chasing a plastic ball for ten minutes
This cat has melted
July 31, 2023 at 2:33 PM
This cat has melted