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SwanOfGrey
@swanofgrey.bsky.social
Getting older is mandatory. Being boring is optional.

Trolls, Evangelicals, and maga will be instantly blocked.
Do socialist countries have to deal with advertising being shoved down their throats 24/7? Asking for a friend.
April 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My reach as a cryptid is expanding. 🤣🤣
April 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They only voted for Velveeta Voldemort because he gave them permission to hate anyone not like themselves. Any other reason given is just smoke and mirrors.
March 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I suppose when things like this happen, it's not helping my case when I insist I'm not an 800 year old swamp witch...
February 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Water heater dies. I tell my roommate who owns the house that I'll use my rent to buy a new one. Get the same size as we had before. He has the utter audacity to bitch I didn't get a bigger one. Bitches more that I can't pay for the install. 🤬 Nevermind he & his brother use it too. *Screams*
January 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The TikTok thing was crap. That mango Mussolini set the house on fire and now he wants credit for calling the fire department.
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The red hats are already trying to invade RedNote. They can't handle not having easy access to the people they hate so they can spew their vitriol. This is why we can't have nice things.
January 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you're truly doing something for your child just because you love them, then you won't feel the need to announce it to those around you.
January 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It blows my mind that in the year 2025 we still have to deal with salesmen making annoying cold calls like it's 1982.
If you ask to speak to "the owner" I absolutely will hang up on you. Instantly.
January 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today's holiday party apparel.
December 19, 2024 at 1:52 PM
As I was leaving to go to work this morning my roommate told me one of our friends that I've known since '96 has passed on. 😞
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
When you can convince the company IT guy that you're a technomancer witch, it's a good day. 🤣🤣
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Starting new meds. With the way things are going, I cant keep raw dogging the depression anymore.
December 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I heard @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social wouldn't be posting for a few days. So here's one I painted. 😅
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Observed while heading to work: Roads in the areas with the big fancy houses are all clear. The intersection of two major roads where there's a middle school? Totally untouched. 🙄
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Dude follows me. I look to see who it is, in case I might know them. It's some expired coupon of humanity vapidly prattling about the evils of being gay. Boy oh boy did you follow the wrong old woman, dude. 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I have no idea what I'm doing here... Or why.
I'll figure it out later.
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 PM