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swankyglasses.bsky.social
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@swankyglasses.bsky.social
( he/him // ace // 30+ / 🔞 ) loves pokemon │ bourgeois degenerate │ fearless hearts ablaze, no more time to waste 🎶
100 pulls can get you two 5-star characters, but not a 4-star character. anyhow, I guess kaveh has a restraining order against me.
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
btw I finally got a W on the housing lotto. I'm still in the process of figuring out how to decorate the interior tho.
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm entirely unaffected by mare synchronous shutting down because look at how my catboy looks without mods. granted, I'm aware setting up glams for midlanders is way easier than hrothgar+roegadyn, but uh... I think a good vanilla hrothgar looks better than some modbeasts I've seen LOL.
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
he's missing a lil crit rate since it didn't roll on one of his echoes, but I think he looks pretty good regardless. I'll prob just stop him here tbh.
August 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
the catboy succeeds. I never managed to get to the top on the other moonfaire jump puzzles tbh.
August 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I force the catboy to jump.
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
wait now I actually have to consider if I wanna pull for lupa now. heck.
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
yEAHHHHHHH I CAN FINALLY USE MY BRANT.
July 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
spent an ungodly amount of pulls this patch BUT IT'S OKAY I was well-prepared in advance. it just hurts my f2p savings a little. 🥲
July 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
he's so pretty................ my pookie. I will wipe ur tears away.
July 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have a ton of chat logs saved too, but I've blocked other people's names for the sake of their privacy. rip the light poles, they will be missed.
June 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
never 4get the drillmaster and the elezen who kept pouring coffee over his eye.
June 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lamia finished the Moon Base!! I'm very proud of everyone there, y'all have been so fun to hang around in the zone with. <3 I'll post a couple pics I've taken along the way below in case anyone wants to be sentimental or something.
June 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I open gpose, I stare at the catboy's face, I close gpose. he's so pretty I'm gonna die. ilu yuli'ra relanah.
April 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my little meowmeow can't be this cute. he looks so happy here and not full of ptsd. (idk maybe he's happier in dawntrail, I should b nicer to hm)
April 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
what it's like to try to do frontlines in ffxiv. homie I get that you want to win, but if I have to hear your sound effects being spammed, I'm gonna mute your ass.
March 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I was agonizing about pulling for brant cuz I don't plan to ever get changli, but he blessed me in the fist ten pulls. perhaps it was fate.
March 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this is a responsible adult who loves alcohol and starting kitchen fires. she has a wife (how?) and all 3 of her children are from different fathers. burger and cheese tried to escape.
February 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I ONLY WANTED ONE JINHSI WEAPON TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?????? uhhhhh who else wants a crit rate broadsword I guess.
February 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I would feel bad for her wife, but one time I loaded into the lot to find out the infant was crawling around at the library while girly was at home watching tv. libraries are not daycares.
January 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the ultimate jiyan. you guys may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like. (built for memes)
January 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
to that person in ridorana lighthouse who really wanted to take a pic, I hope you see this?? I don't have a reddit account LOL. was fun tho #ffxiv
December 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM