TheAmazingRingo
@swampwitchbaba.bsky.social
Swerving in like an ancient bomber plane, occasionally spewing out shitposts in succession. My goggles are in place and I'm the cream of the crop
This is nice, now the kids have something to distract them from the school shootings.
www.ktvu.com/news/ice-mis...
www.ktvu.com/news/ice-mis...
ICE mistakenly detains disabled 15-year-old California teen outside school
Another California school district is expanding 'safe zones' after a disabled student was mistakenly detained, at gunpoint, by immigration agents near a high school.
www.ktvu.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is nice, now the kids have something to distract them from the school shootings.
www.ktvu.com/news/ice-mis...
www.ktvu.com/news/ice-mis...
Butlerian Jihad wasn't the direction I thought this version of cyberpunk dystopia was headed for, but I also didn't think AI would end up being so worthless
June 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Butlerian Jihad wasn't the direction I thought this version of cyberpunk dystopia was headed for, but I also didn't think AI would end up being so worthless
I have so many questions. But I'll start by asking how the fuck this guy had 60 venomous snakes in the basement of his family home. You can't exactly swing by the store for a 6 pack of cobras.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h...
Universal Antivenom May Grow Out of Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him 200 Times
Scientists identified antibodies that neutralized the poison in whole or in part from the bites of cobras, mambas and other deadly species.
www.nytimes.com
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have so many questions. But I'll start by asking how the fuck this guy had 60 venomous snakes in the basement of his family home. You can't exactly swing by the store for a 6 pack of cobras.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h...
You love to see it folks
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You love to see it folks
Human shaped robots are philosophically weird. Any mass usage situation is going to be better served by something purpose designed. Therefore we must be super into it for weird lizard brain/psych reasons. So far all reasons I can come up with are upsetting, lmk if you find otherwise.
April 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Human shaped robots are philosophically weird. Any mass usage situation is going to be better served by something purpose designed. Therefore we must be super into it for weird lizard brain/psych reasons. So far all reasons I can come up with are upsetting, lmk if you find otherwise.
What is even the point of having Mansa Musa levels of money if you just bend over and take it like Bezos did. At least build a party boat and sink it mid-party. Have some fucking class.
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What is even the point of having Mansa Musa levels of money if you just bend over and take it like Bezos did. At least build a party boat and sink it mid-party. Have some fucking class.
Do you think its more likely he cheaped out on the badges or that whoever made them saw them and intentionally fucked it up?
April 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Do you think its more likely he cheaped out on the badges or that whoever made them saw them and intentionally fucked it up?
You ever get annoyed at your spouse because their stupid nerd shit is on your timeline instead of your stupid nerd shit?
Sneakiest signature of all time on a pop tune. PG's Solsbury Hill is mostly in 7/8 time, but chorus is 2 measures of 4/4 time and I'm a bit of a dork. Count it out.
youtu.be/WeYqJxlSv-Y
youtu.be/WeYqJxlSv-Y
Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (Live DNA)
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel
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April 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You ever get annoyed at your spouse because their stupid nerd shit is on your timeline instead of your stupid nerd shit?
During a discussion about smoothie chemistry, I looked into whether bananas react with anything chemically. I found a long detailed explanation of why and how. It has one comment:
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
During a discussion about smoothie chemistry, I looked into whether bananas react with anything chemically. I found a long detailed explanation of why and how. It has one comment:
Balls will never be pretty. They will always be kinda silly at best.
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
April 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Balls will never be pretty. They will always be kinda silly at best.
Trump's been pretty low energy this time around. Sure he's shaking the global economy and alliances like a kid trying to figure out what his Xmas presents are, but where are the Scaramucci's? Where's the sharpie? Sad.
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump's been pretty low energy this time around. Sure he's shaking the global economy and alliances like a kid trying to figure out what his Xmas presents are, but where are the Scaramucci's? Where's the sharpie? Sad.
This is the magical time of year where I remember my father's funeral. It was over Holy Week, and no one noticed that they'd set up the coffin right under the big banner of calvary that read 'HE IS ALIVE' until about 5 min after it started.
April 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is the magical time of year where I remember my father's funeral. It was over Holy Week, and no one noticed that they'd set up the coffin right under the big banner of calvary that read 'HE IS ALIVE' until about 5 min after it started.
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We make magic happen every single day.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
March 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
We make magic happen every single day.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Guys will tell you they know a color then take you to a darkened room, make you bite down on a bar, and shine a laser in your eyes so it only stimulates M cones.
Five people—three researchers and two test subjects—have just seen a color no human has ever seen before.
Only Five People Have Seen This New Impossible Color
Researchers discover a new color outside the range of human color vision, but you have to laser your retinas to see it
www.scientificamerican.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Guys will tell you they know a color then take you to a darkened room, make you bite down on a bar, and shine a laser in your eyes so it only stimulates M cones.
by god they went and yassified the spriggans
April 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
by god they went and yassified the spriggans
It's weird watching liberals continue to point out hypocrisy on the right. It's like they're touching an unplugged stove in the middle of a field repeatedly expecting it to be hot. It's as dumb as 'stove hot keep touching' but like a mirror universe version and everyone has a goatee.
April 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's weird watching liberals continue to point out hypocrisy on the right. It's like they're touching an unplugged stove in the middle of a field repeatedly expecting it to be hot. It's as dumb as 'stove hot keep touching' but like a mirror universe version and everyone has a goatee.
Politics is a cabal of demi-liches, convince me otherwise.jpeg
How Durbin plans to decide on another term:
"Whether I'm still physically able, mentally able to deal with the issues. This press conference is an indication that I still have my wits about me. And when it comes to the physical side of it, up and moving around, taking nourishment."
"Whether I'm still physically able, mentally able to deal with the issues. This press conference is an indication that I still have my wits about me. And when it comes to the physical side of it, up and moving around, taking nourishment."
New FEC filing shows that #ILSen Dick Durbin, who still hasn't confirmed whether he'll seek reelection next year, raised less than $43,000 in the first quarter of the year docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/form...
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Politics is a cabal of demi-liches, convince me otherwise.jpeg
I open my mouth like a screeching hawk, as the pain in your ears subsides you hear what sounds like a badly upscaled midi file of Vivaldi's Spring played at twice the volume of what your phone is normally capable of
Curious why music on hold is so awful. For instance, I'm pretty sure musicians can make a varied tune that is richer than three bars in an endless loop.
For the ardent: This is a rhetorical question, a peeve, not a request for an explanation.
For the ardent: This is a rhetorical question, a peeve, not a request for an explanation.
April 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I open my mouth like a screeching hawk, as the pain in your ears subsides you hear what sounds like a badly upscaled midi file of Vivaldi's Spring played at twice the volume of what your phone is normally capable of
Don't let the 100% expected treatment of American citizens headline put you off, there's some absolutely hilarious Trump voter schadenfreude in here.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
New Hampshire lawyer ‘treated like a criminal’ by border patrol
‘They held us in two separate cells and neither of us had shoes or a jacket. It was freezing,’ the lawyer explained to The Independent Tuesday
www.independent.co.uk
April 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Don't let the 100% expected treatment of American citizens headline put you off, there's some absolutely hilarious Trump voter schadenfreude in here.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
So I've been thinking a lot about the Oracle at Delphi lately, and how it worked. An oracle would go back into the depths of the cave, get all fucked up on fumes and laurel smoke, babble, and then the priest would tell you what she said. Weird how it keeps popping up.
April 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I've been thinking a lot about the Oracle at Delphi lately, and how it worked. An oracle would go back into the depths of the cave, get all fucked up on fumes and laurel smoke, babble, and then the priest would tell you what she said. Weird how it keeps popping up.