Everything is absurd. I can no longer tell truth from lie.

As a Mexican, I wish the Lib Dems would stop saying things like 'I can't wait until the cartel does X to X.' The reality is, the cartel wouldn't be your avenger—they would traffic you and your mother, then put a tire around your father and set him on fire.

If you're alone on Valentine's Day, don’t be sad. Be better.

Currently reading The Romance of the Forest by Ann Radcliffe. I just want to hold Adeline and keep her little heart safe. If Mrs. La Motte weren’t such a cunt, maybe Louis and Adeline could have been something. Alas, she has Theodore.

#booksky

Bulba 🌱 Pokémon Cards #fanart

Maybe people need to post more ass for this app to get more engagement.

I'll start.

I wonder if little buddy knows the terrors of the world. I wish I could be a squirrel.

#squirrel #animal #cute

Not @gaiaonline.com liking my comment. I love you. I'm regaining my childhood whimsy, I swear.

I thought we got rid of the negative crowd
What I’m not dealing with is rude mfs

Who else is going to be watching the apothecary diaries?