Jay 🔮🌈🧚✨
@swampsorcerer.bsky.social
I’ve been using all other corners of the internet like a personal diary and that’s not ending here
definitely feeling 30 using my free time to watch physical therapy exercise videos for my hips
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
definitely feeling 30 using my free time to watch physical therapy exercise videos for my hips
having your own space as a parent is so important because i’ll feel like im nothing but a shell of a person until i go into my office and all of my special interests are there and i remember i actually am a human with interests and experiences and a personality outside of being a parent
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
having your own space as a parent is so important because i’ll feel like im nothing but a shell of a person until i go into my office and all of my special interests are there and i remember i actually am a human with interests and experiences and a personality outside of being a parent
buying both the regular pressing of TTPD and the anthology felt extra but the regular pressing came with something written by stevie nicks and the anthology didn’t so i’m justified
January 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
buying both the regular pressing of TTPD and the anthology felt extra but the regular pressing came with something written by stevie nicks and the anthology didn’t so i’m justified
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the only thing that keeps me going is the fact that my personal perfect 10 album was also awarded a perfect 10 by pitchfork
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the only thing that keeps me going is the fact that my personal perfect 10 album was also awarded a perfect 10 by pitchfork
literally just sat reading the multiple “do not flush” warnings on the wipes i used to wipe my ass and thought “they can’t tell me what to do” only to immediately flush after and clog the toilet… touché wipes, touché
January 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
literally just sat reading the multiple “do not flush” warnings on the wipes i used to wipe my ass and thought “they can’t tell me what to do” only to immediately flush after and clog the toilet… touché wipes, touché
snowed for the first time to this level where i’m from and my grandma sent me this im crying
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
snowed for the first time to this level where i’m from and my grandma sent me this im crying
saying “family’s up” anytime i finish cooking a meal for my household
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
saying “family’s up” anytime i finish cooking a meal for my household
once your kid is in school if you were a SAHP when they have a school closed day or something it’s like you remember the hell of 24/7 365 scrambling to entertain them no idea how i ever did it ts hard as hell 😭
January 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
once your kid is in school if you were a SAHP when they have a school closed day or something it’s like you remember the hell of 24/7 365 scrambling to entertain them no idea how i ever did it ts hard as hell 😭
the cheapest option of off brand 12 carton of eggs is still $6.16 in my area sooooooooo what’s tea 💀
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the cheapest option of off brand 12 carton of eggs is still $6.16 in my area sooooooooo what’s tea 💀
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
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“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
talking about sabines pretend husband, she said he was at work and we asked why he works so much (he’s always at work) she said “umm cause hes a dude” we then asked “what do girls do” and she said “uh well like play and stuff”
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
talking about sabines pretend husband, she said he was at work and we asked why he works so much (he’s always at work) she said “umm cause hes a dude” we then asked “what do girls do” and she said “uh well like play and stuff”
i am not a hemorrhoid victim, i’m a hemmorhoid survivor
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i am not a hemorrhoid victim, i’m a hemmorhoid survivor
power went out and i forgot to charge my phone last night please pray for me
January 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
power went out and i forgot to charge my phone last night please pray for me
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just a girl and her dog in the snow 🐕 ❄️
January 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
just a girl and her dog in the snow 🐕 ❄️
but also it’s so funny for a kid that grew up in idaho she’s so excited about this 2cm of snow she woke up to, we’re getting acclimated to NC 😭
January 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
but also it’s so funny for a kid that grew up in idaho she’s so excited about this 2cm of snow she woke up to, we’re getting acclimated to NC 😭
just got woken up to excited screams of “mom!! mom!! it’s a snowy day outside!!” life is good
January 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
just got woken up to excited screams of “mom!! mom!! it’s a snowy day outside!!” life is good
first he did not want to leave the snow and then he came to the door to give this look like he needed to be saved and he’s suffering more than any dog ever
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
first he did not want to leave the snow and then he came to the door to give this look like he needed to be saved and he’s suffering more than any dog ever
andrew just watched me kiss someone on stardew valley and gasped and said “a heart came out that never happens with us”
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
andrew just watched me kiss someone on stardew valley and gasped and said “a heart came out that never happens with us”
first time in SD romantically pursuing penny…. are we about to bone?
January 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
first time in SD romantically pursuing penny…. are we about to bone?
feeling very french bread cause boy i am in pain
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
feeling very french bread cause boy i am in pain
got my anthology vinyl in today so currently spinning
January 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
got my anthology vinyl in today so currently spinning
my 3 yr old just said she can’t poop at school during nap time “because it’s not quiet” she be blowing it up
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
my 3 yr old just said she can’t poop at school during nap time “because it’s not quiet” she be blowing it up