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@swampdonkey.bsky.social
30-something married gaymer. Huge nerd. Fur dad.
Xbox/Steam: Pr0tonPh0ton
Xbox/Steam: Pr0tonPh0ton
My entire feed right now
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My entire feed right now
Blessed be the Pride.
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Blessed be the Pride.
If Walter Goggins doesn’t win an Emmy for The Righteous Gemstones, we riot.
May 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If Walter Goggins doesn’t win an Emmy for The Righteous Gemstones, we riot.
Gotta remember to call him.
April 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Gotta remember to call him.
4 albums that serve as an introduction to my taste
March 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
4 albums that serve as an introduction to my taste
Gate keep and travel logistics.
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gate keep and travel logistics.
Oh eat a whole fucking dick.
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh eat a whole fucking dick.
The Loss Prevention guy at Burlington watching the fitting room cameras.
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Loss Prevention guy at Burlington watching the fitting room cameras.
Kids today will never taste the Forbidden Parmesan.
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Kids today will never taste the Forbidden Parmesan.
Cannot wait to play hours of Solitaire on this baddie.
January 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cannot wait to play hours of Solitaire on this baddie.
Sl*t shaming myself as I shovel boneless wings into my wh*re mouth.
December 29, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Sl*t shaming myself as I shovel boneless wings into my wh*re mouth.
Just so you know, this is how your email finds me today.
December 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Just so you know, this is how your email finds me today.
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Please, we’re begging you! We have so much culture and *gestures wildly* connectivity! All the cool kids are coming back to the office! You don’t wanna miss out on this!!!
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Please, we’re begging you! We have so much culture and *gestures wildly* connectivity! All the cool kids are coming back to the office! You don’t wanna miss out on this!!!
I threw up on these streets
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I threw up on these streets
Me smelling every single 50% off candle at Target.
November 12, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Me smelling every single 50% off candle at Target.
Me looking at the 50% off candles at Target.
November 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Me looking at the 50% off candles at Target.