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@swampcrotch.bsky.social
24 he/him
septum otter
i‘ve hit rock bottom.
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
two hookups in one weekend and i still can’t convince myself i’m hot.
August 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
if this puppyboy ghosts me i’m… well, i probably won’t do anything. the earth will still turn.
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
girls and gays, we have once again passed the STD panel. all negative.
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
soft-launching my bisexuality this afternoon, stay tuned.
August 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lots of firsts this week: first lesson with a new guitar teacher, first date lined up with a potential friend with benefits, first time going to northhalsted market days… this may be a good week.
August 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
being required to take an exam as an adult is very frustrating. you’re supposed to have grown out of that. pathetic.
July 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
good morning. i forgot my meds at home.
July 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i remembered i have some non-leather kilts as well.
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the essential paradox of being a gay chubby chaser is that you want to watch your bottom eat quesabirria tacos, and then, what, eat his ass afterwards? godspeed.
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
how are my #hemorrhoidwarriors this morning
July 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it’s crazy that there are zero other gay guys who like pokemon. you think there’d be at least one more.
July 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i might be meeting my boyfriend’s family friday. how do i act like someone actually worth dating?
July 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i wish i could pass for straight.
June 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
chicago pride fest fit. tell me i’m cute.
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
who’s down to get bothered?
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i think i might be bisexual. but i also haven’t eaten anything today.
June 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
no, i don’t have daddy issues.
June 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
let’s get one thing straight, i’m on here for the BEARS. you’re on bluesky for anything else? bullshit. get real. i’m here, i’m queer, i’m experiencing gender envy as a cis man. it’s tummy tuesday every damn day of the week. fuck you.
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM