swami1023.bsky.social
@swami1023.bsky.social
“Okay, SpongeBob, we’ve got you surrounded! Drop the spatula and come out with your hands up, and nobody gets hurt!”
July 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I haven’t seen this country so absolutely united in condemnation of a single event since 9/11. Thank you Coldplay and cheating couple for bringing this deeply divided nation back together again….
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Not that you’ll ever know, bucko. You’re headed for the other place…..
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oooo, rock that thang, mama!
July 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Brokebad Mountain. “I can’t quit you, Jeff…..”
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I say that’s not enough. Let him play golf 24/7 every single day remaining of his presidency. That’ll keep him out of the office and prevent him from inflicting further damage…..
July 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think this guy is more interested in the whereabouts of his orange Swingline stapler than glimpsing Jesus…..
July 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m just going to leave this here and tiptoe away quietly…..
July 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bananas with pickled herring wrapped around them. What more can I say? (Mic drop)…..
July 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Even by the standards of clowns, this one looks dissolute and disheveled. He acts like he thinks blowing up that balloon into an animal is an act of utter futility……
July 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice….
July 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This must be an interesting family dynamic…..
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sean Combs found not guilty of racketeering and sex trafficking, but convicted on lesser charges - NBC News

All I can say is, bring on the giant asteroid….
July 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Okay then….don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya…..
July 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Look! It’s Walmart Loaf!
June 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Mulch: It’s what’s for dinner!
June 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This has FLDS written all over it……
June 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No chicken coop can hold him!
March 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Clowns, guns and refined sugar. What could possibly go wrong?
March 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, I can’t really argue with that statement…..
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM