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@swall0wtail.bsky.social
crafter, journaler, reader, lover, loser, laterrr ✌🏻 he/him 🏳️⚧️💙🩷💜
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an amalgamation of animals creating a shifting creature
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MDNI
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an amalgamation of animals creating a shifting creature
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MDNI
wakes me up every hour, tries to kill me in my sleep (2nd attempt), is mad i took away her entry point to where she’s not allowed to be, lies down on my shoulder to sleep on my pillow
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
wakes me up every hour, tries to kill me in my sleep (2nd attempt), is mad i took away her entry point to where she’s not allowed to be, lies down on my shoulder to sleep on my pillow
imprisoned for harassment and resorts to assaulting the guard. little cat is a menace
October 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
imprisoned for harassment and resorts to assaulting the guard. little cat is a menace
WHO UP READIN THEY WORM 🪱
September 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WHO UP READIN THEY WORM 🪱
EVERYONE HOPE AND PRAY NOTHING TRIGGERS A MIGRAINE BEFORE I GET HOME AND CAN READ THE ONLY BOOK I’VE ALLOWED MYSELF TO BUY THIS YEAR
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
EVERYONE HOPE AND PRAY NOTHING TRIGGERS A MIGRAINE BEFORE I GET HOME AND CAN READ THE ONLY BOOK I’VE ALLOWED MYSELF TO BUY THIS YEAR
silksong has proved me wrong
September 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
silksong has proved me wrong
AFTER MONTHS I CAN FINALLY PERCH AT WORK AGAIN
July 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
AFTER MONTHS I CAN FINALLY PERCH AT WORK AGAIN
oh my local coffee shop knows how to get me back
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[REDACTED] Coffee: It’s been a while. You should come enjoy our Honeysuckle. Come back soon.
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July 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
oh my local coffee shop knows how to get me back
a few lil fuckshits came in and took $2701 of product from me so i made an amateur origami rabbit
July 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
a few lil fuckshits came in and took $2701 of product from me so i made an amateur origami rabbit
it was this one 🤕 he knocked my stupid ipad directly onto my nose
July 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
it was this one 🤕 he knocked my stupid ipad directly onto my nose
they didn’t keep bsky downloaded for a while. but now they’re stuck 🤭
(/j they just turn my notifications on to check on me when i’m sadposting)
(/j they just turn my notifications on to check on me when i’m sadposting)
July 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
they didn’t keep bsky downloaded for a while. but now they’re stuck 🤭
(/j they just turn my notifications on to check on me when i’m sadposting)
(/j they just turn my notifications on to check on me when i’m sadposting)
my friends will never be done with my shit it will always continue
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isa[redacted] changed the theme to Heart Drive. change theme
outgoing: LMAO
outgoing: oh ur soooo in love w me oooo u love me so bad
incoming: I knew you were gonna say that
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July 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my friends will never be done with my shit it will always continue
important things happening with the bug check this morning
July 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
important things happening with the bug check this morning
wearing this shirt for the first time since this incident (when $23k was shoplifted from me)
lets see if it’s bad luck
lets see if it’s bad luck
July 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
wearing this shirt for the first time since this incident (when $23k was shoplifted from me)
lets see if it’s bad luck
lets see if it’s bad luck
friend blue loves moths. told me there’s moth called swallowtail moth and there are in fact TWO types of swallowtail moths
all swallowtails are safe to swallowtail ٩( 'ω' )و
all swallowtails are safe to swallowtail ٩( 'ω' )و
July 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
friend blue loves moths. told me there’s moth called swallowtail moth and there are in fact TWO types of swallowtail moths
all swallowtails are safe to swallowtail ٩( 'ω' )و
all swallowtails are safe to swallowtail ٩( 'ω' )و
when you’re setting off fireworks in your neighborhood this is who you’re scaring
July 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
when you’re setting off fireworks in your neighborhood this is who you’re scaring
ooouuhhh they want me to stream so bad uuuooohhh
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ooouuhhh they want me to stream so bad uuuooohhh
i haven’t gone back downstairs but i will be keeping track of how many comments i get about my ripped ass jeans
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i haven’t gone back downstairs but i will be keeping track of how many comments i get about my ripped ass jeans
happiest first birthday to the allergen
July 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
happiest first birthday to the allergen
hmm i guess dealing with two major life events and a major fumble at work and then taking your medicine late might do that to you 🫠
pretty please go back down so i get tired and go to sleep i’m tired of u
pretty please go back down so i get tired and go to sleep i’m tired of u
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
hmm i guess dealing with two major life events and a major fumble at work and then taking your medicine late might do that to you 🫠
pretty please go back down so i get tired and go to sleep i’m tired of u
pretty please go back down so i get tired and go to sleep i’m tired of u
rescued friend from work today
June 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
rescued friend from work today