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Alexa Conrado
@swagmoneyvibes.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Swag Money Vibes
How are u gonna tell me you’ve been obsessed with me for a while and that u wanna date me and u want me and stuff and then when I say I’m open to trying something then all of a sudden I can’t get a text back. What is this like if u weren’t interested u literally didn’t have to do all that
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
How are u gonna tell me you’ve been obsessed with me for a while and that u wanna date me and u want me and stuff and then when I say I’m open to trying something then all of a sudden I can’t get a text back. What is this like if u weren’t interested u literally didn’t have to do all that
Hate when I make a joke about being a slut and some guy is like “don’t say that about urself” like bruh tf? I never said that was a bad thing ur acting as if I called myself ugly
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hate when I make a joke about being a slut and some guy is like “don’t say that about urself” like bruh tf? I never said that was a bad thing ur acting as if I called myself ugly
I’m a femcel. Not in the way that I can’t get laid bcs nobody wants me bcs yk that’s obv not true but in the way that I wanna be having sex but I can’t bcs the options are just sooooooo bad. Men just don’t know how to talk to women like they’re ppl anymore and it’s so gross.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’m a femcel. Not in the way that I can’t get laid bcs nobody wants me bcs yk that’s obv not true but in the way that I wanna be having sex but I can’t bcs the options are just sooooooo bad. Men just don’t know how to talk to women like they’re ppl anymore and it’s so gross.
The audacity of a man telling me I’m unhealed and need to heal before getting into a relationship when I literally couldn’t have been clearer in saying that I’m not looking for a relationship bcs I’m not ready for one
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The audacity of a man telling me I’m unhealed and need to heal before getting into a relationship when I literally couldn’t have been clearer in saying that I’m not looking for a relationship bcs I’m not ready for one
Also the audacity to think they have me all figured out when he’s known me for less than a week. I said “😭” and he was like.. u say that when ur mad don’t u? And I said “no I usually say it when I’m showing bewilderment or ??? Etc like it’s not just me being upset and he was like “ok sure…”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Also the audacity to think they have me all figured out when he’s known me for less than a week. I said “😭” and he was like.. u say that when ur mad don’t u? And I said “no I usually say it when I’m showing bewilderment or ??? Etc like it’s not just me being upset and he was like “ok sure…”
Bcs why are we talking about tadc and ur saying my interpretation is surface level bcs i said i think gangle’s comedy mask shows what she wants the others to see and her tragedy mask is how she feels and the only thing he changed is that instead he says the comedy mask represented antidepressants
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bcs why are we talking about tadc and ur saying my interpretation is surface level bcs i said i think gangle’s comedy mask shows what she wants the others to see and her tragedy mask is how she feels and the only thing he changed is that instead he says the comedy mask represented antidepressants
I hate men bcs u can’t exist without them trying to have a Gotcha moment like omg this is why I prefer hanging out with my friends than hanging out with yall 😭
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hate men bcs u can’t exist without them trying to have a Gotcha moment like omg this is why I prefer hanging out with my friends than hanging out with yall 😭
Men will read literature and then talk to u with condescension and mansplain everything to u 😭 mf I got my degree in this like I promise u don’t have to talk me through this. And I just have to sit there smiling like ugh that’s so frustrating. Weaponizing therapy language too it’s so weird
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Men will read literature and then talk to u with condescension and mansplain everything to u 😭 mf I got my degree in this like I promise u don’t have to talk me through this. And I just have to sit there smiling like ugh that’s so frustrating. Weaponizing therapy language too it’s so weird
I knew this one guy’s vibes were off so I called it out and said I wasn’t feeling him anymore and I was so right bcs then he went off about how I’m not even giving him a chance and he called me a “female” and an asshole
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I knew this one guy’s vibes were off so I called it out and said I wasn’t feeling him anymore and I was so right bcs then he went off about how I’m not even giving him a chance and he called me a “female” and an asshole
The lack of empathy that ppl online have for abuse victims makes me like literally sick to my stomach I feel so queasy, and I feel so angry, and it makes me feel weak and stupid and judged and embarrassed
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The lack of empathy that ppl online have for abuse victims makes me like literally sick to my stomach I feel so queasy, and I feel so angry, and it makes me feel weak and stupid and judged and embarrassed
“You’re only trying to use me for food” bruh ur only trying to use me for sex, why else would u just tell me to “come over” and that we could “chill and see what happens” im sorry but ur so obvious, im gonna try to at least get a free meal out of it bcs don’t play u just want pussy
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“You’re only trying to use me for food” bruh ur only trying to use me for sex, why else would u just tell me to “come over” and that we could “chill and see what happens” im sorry but ur so obvious, im gonna try to at least get a free meal out of it bcs don’t play u just want pussy
Sometimes I feel like too much time has passed for me to feel the way I do about certain things and I can’t bring it up to ppl bcs like it’s like “we’re still on this?” Idk and it’s not constant but sometimes it’ll hit me and it’s like damn
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sometimes I feel like too much time has passed for me to feel the way I do about certain things and I can’t bring it up to ppl bcs like it’s like “we’re still on this?” Idk and it’s not constant but sometimes it’ll hit me and it’s like damn
Nothing against poly ppl but like I just went on a date with this poly guy and I don’t like the way that he insinuated the fact that my ex wouldn’t have beat me if we were poly bcs then jealousy and cheating wouldn’t be an issue
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nothing against poly ppl but like I just went on a date with this poly guy and I don’t like the way that he insinuated the fact that my ex wouldn’t have beat me if we were poly bcs then jealousy and cheating wouldn’t be an issue
Can we all one star review Snapchat until they take away the pay for memory feature? I have ten years worth of pics and vids
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can we all one star review Snapchat until they take away the pay for memory feature? I have ten years worth of pics and vids
This guy I’ve been dating tried having a gotcha moment with my grammar (mine was correct, his wasn’t) the other day and he just texted me something grammatically incorrect… I’ll be the bigger person but I wish I wasn’t.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This guy I’ve been dating tried having a gotcha moment with my grammar (mine was correct, his wasn’t) the other day and he just texted me something grammatically incorrect… I’ll be the bigger person but I wish I wasn’t.
Misogyny runs deep in gay men bcs why are u on tik tok talking about a trend of “I don’t twerk I read” versus rival schools and using a girl that was recorded without her knowledge and posted online without her consent as a clapback. To what slut shame women from another school?
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Misogyny runs deep in gay men bcs why are u on tik tok talking about a trend of “I don’t twerk I read” versus rival schools and using a girl that was recorded without her knowledge and posted online without her consent as a clapback. To what slut shame women from another school?
Burger King sucks when it comes to different collabs and stuff. At least other fast food restaurants will at least put out some new (I still dream about the Wendy’s loaded nacho burger) but like every Burger King collab is “here’s our same whopper, except the bun is a different color/shape!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Burger King sucks when it comes to different collabs and stuff. At least other fast food restaurants will at least put out some new (I still dream about the Wendy’s loaded nacho burger) but like every Burger King collab is “here’s our same whopper, except the bun is a different color/shape!”
Need to start plotting on a woman that can crochet so she can make me clothes, ladies hmu
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Need to start plotting on a woman that can crochet so she can make me clothes, ladies hmu
Ok hear me out. Drag path by twenty one pilots x vodka cranberry by Conan gray. More specifically the drag path part that goes “can you” repeatedly and the vodka cranberry part that goes “I will”
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ok hear me out. Drag path by twenty one pilots x vodka cranberry by Conan gray. More specifically the drag path part that goes “can you” repeatedly and the vodka cranberry part that goes “I will”
If Snapchat rlly does wanna make u pay for ur own memories, do any new up and coming apps wanna make it so u can transfer them all there and use it as a second camera roll?
October 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If Snapchat rlly does wanna make u pay for ur own memories, do any new up and coming apps wanna make it so u can transfer them all there and use it as a second camera roll?
All this talk about the rapture made me remember how when I was in high school and one of my best friends died, I had gone to therapy and the therapist started talking about the rapture and that’s when I knew that she wasn’t the right therapist for me.
September 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
All this talk about the rapture made me remember how when I was in high school and one of my best friends died, I had gone to therapy and the therapist started talking about the rapture and that’s when I knew that she wasn’t the right therapist for me.
Someone told me I was racist and had implicit cognitive bias and used confirmation bias when I said Nicolandria seemed forced in love island season 7 😭 no like I just major in sociology and psychology and specialize in behavior analysis. I ended up being right 😭 I know what I’m talking about
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Someone told me I was racist and had implicit cognitive bias and used confirmation bias when I said Nicolandria seemed forced in love island season 7 😭 no like I just major in sociology and psychology and specialize in behavior analysis. I ended up being right 😭 I know what I’m talking about
The new love island season has me heated bcs like while I don’t agree with Huda’s actions labeling her as abusive is so infuriating bcs I feel like it diminishes and waters down what abuse actually is for those of us that have actually gone through it
June 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The new love island season has me heated bcs like while I don’t agree with Huda’s actions labeling her as abusive is so infuriating bcs I feel like it diminishes and waters down what abuse actually is for those of us that have actually gone through it
There should be a restaurant where u go in and tell them ur favorite Pokémon and they make ur food inspired by it
June 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There should be a restaurant where u go in and tell them ur favorite Pokémon and they make ur food inspired by it