Son, your yassified mother and I have decided to bring a 3rd into the relationship. I’d rather you hear it from me than anyone else
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Son, your yassified mother and I have decided to bring a 3rd into the relationship. I’d rather you hear it from me than anyone else
Putting out fent cookies for santa so I can finally catch that fucker
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Putting out fent cookies for santa so I can finally catch that fucker
Sexting AI Jesus on the company phone
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sexting AI Jesus on the company phone
Scientists are saying I may be the dumbest genius on earth
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Scientists are saying I may be the dumbest genius on earth
If Kamala was president, we’d all be at home playing femboy dating sims right now
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If Kamala was president, we’d all be at home playing femboy dating sims right now
Auuugghhhhhghhoooowwwwe my stomach hurts from hungry
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Auuugghhhhhghhoooowwwwe my stomach hurts from hungry
Oh, no violation! My bad for even reporting them actually. Sorry for wasting your time, tiktok
September 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh, no violation! My bad for even reporting them actually. Sorry for wasting your time, tiktok
If I was steve jobs I would have named one of my kids something funny. Can’t think of an example rn but the possibilities seem endless
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If I was steve jobs I would have named one of my kids something funny. Can’t think of an example rn but the possibilities seem endless
What the hell is Disney Weather
July 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What the hell is Disney Weather
I hope a tornado doesn’t blow me away in the wind while I’m taking a shit. Pants around my ankles, limp body waving in its gusts, a poopy butt for the world to see. Nightmare.
July 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hope a tornado doesn’t blow me away in the wind while I’m taking a shit. Pants around my ankles, limp body waving in its gusts, a poopy butt for the world to see. Nightmare.
We’re very obviously far past the tipping point
June 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We’re very obviously far past the tipping point
Shout out to Zohran Mamdani I like that guy
June 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Shout out to Zohran Mamdani I like that guy
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They call me M.C. Eschercise the way I’m doing pushups on the ceiling
April 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They call me M.C. Eschercise the way I’m doing pushups on the ceiling
Just caused world war 4 with my dope ass swag 🫢
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just caused world war 4 with my dope ass swag 🫢
Trying out a new saying when something is just so unbelievable. “Ride the bus and get out of here!” I’ll say.
March 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trying out a new saying when something is just so unbelievable. “Ride the bus and get out of here!” I’ll say.
Bro… I’m gonna turn you into a chug jug if you don’t mind
March 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Bro… I’m gonna turn you into a chug jug if you don’t mind
I have died badly of pain poisoning
February 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have died badly of pain poisoning
The next trend is going to be microbangs on trophy husbands and it will be a status symbol
February 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The next trend is going to be microbangs on trophy husbands and it will be a status symbol
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you