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Uncle, Athlete, Gourmand
Even sadder that the personality he chose is "Eric Cartman" and it cost many billions of dollars
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Old guy cornering you at a party to show you a "Cartman's most epic rants" compilation video
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Selecting "fruit-centered inter generational village" from the drop-down list of Location filters on Monster.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If anyone knows the reps for ex-NFL WR Brandon Marshall or former POTUS Joe Biden, please get me in touch re: Super Bowl commercial opportunity. Name of the spot is “Let’s Go Brandon!” It’s gonna make us a lot of money and the beauty of it is I can rewrite it to fit almost any business!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Receiving a truckload of 500 pounds of par-baked bread products from the same warehouse in NJ that supplies regional Subway franchises: "Thank you Mr. Artisan"
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What make/model do you have?
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"I thought they could have made the horny, middle-aged, alcoholic writer character more heroic..."
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The most predatory capitalists in the country must be absolutely salivating at this lol.

They are gonna invent a new kind of grocery financing that lets you roll the cost of your energy drinks and Dodge Charger into a single loan at 50% APR
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh it nice alright
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That number is for all BOP staff in all federal prisons??
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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been busy with life things tonight & only now able to go back and find an #ALMICHAELSFACE ... my stream has some corruption artifacts tonight & i don't have a clean broadcast but it did lead to this incredible image
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
we need to hear from more conservative voices to create a robust marketplace of ideas
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Trump probably played golf last week with some Mar-a-lago guy who has a plan for selling groceries on military bases at like 40% APR and told him that commissaries are woke lol
October 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If Tyler wants to see a virgin on-screen he can look in a damn mirror!!
October 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When Musk’s lawyers fail to abide by the Judge Sparkle’s motion:
October 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Guy taking this order at the sign printing factory probably thought this was an extremely weird/incoherent variation on “In this house we believe:” format
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Things seemed so simple back then. Joe Biden was president… we used to drive our Tesla Cyber Trucks down to the Tik Tok shop to listen to Hawk Tuah girl.

Sometimes I just wish I could go back ya know?
October 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This must have hit so hard with voters who are extremely into Reddit and also 12 years old
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM