Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad. I like pizza. Not beer so much but other carbonated beverages are nice.
Yep. Let’s break down the film
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yep. Let’s break down the film
Dude threw an elbow. Punk ass.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dude threw an elbow. Punk ass.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s funny,” said Dr. Spaceman, “I guess we all came down here for absolutely nothing because everything is the best everything I’ve ever seen on one of these scan thingies”
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s funny,” said Dr. Spaceman, “I guess we all came down here for absolutely nothing because everything is the best everything I’ve ever seen on one of these scan thingies”
It also hasn’t escaped my attention that 4 banks appear to have facilitated suspicious Epstein transactions but the ONLY one Trump is singling out is the one that announced last week they wouldn’t be contributing to his ballroom
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It also hasn’t escaped my attention that 4 banks appear to have facilitated suspicious Epstein transactions but the ONLY one Trump is singling out is the one that announced last week they wouldn’t be contributing to his ballroom
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
Trump is like Potemkin if, instead of merely building fake villages, Potemkin had first burned a real village down and then replaced it with a fake one
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trump is like Potemkin if, instead of merely building fake villages, Potemkin had first burned a real village down and then replaced it with a fake one
I’m sick of rich, clueless, out of touch scumbags going unchallenged when they pretend people are leaving jobs to just take SNAP to feed their families
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m sick of rich, clueless, out of touch scumbags going unchallenged when they pretend people are leaving jobs to just take SNAP to feed their families
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Yeah that’s a healthy ratio
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yeah that’s a healthy ratio
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reminder that his “viral rebuke” of Obama was a faked image claiming Obama had blocked him when he hadn’t
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reminder that his “viral rebuke” of Obama was a faked image claiming Obama had blocked him when he hadn’t
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
And yet somehow that nothing is even more than them saying they “believe” fired workers will be hired back.
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And yet somehow that nothing is even more than them saying they “believe” fired workers will be hired back.
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
If accurate, this “deal” is terrible. Promising a vote on subsidies but not promising any support is absurd. Also no guarantee it’ll happen or that they won’t be clawed back even if they pass
Also…they BELIEVE people will be hired back? Not even a promise on that? Holy crap
Also…they BELIEVE people will be hired back? Not even a promise on that? Holy crap
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If accurate, this “deal” is terrible. Promising a vote on subsidies but not promising any support is absurd. Also no guarantee it’ll happen or that they won’t be clawed back even if they pass
Also…they BELIEVE people will be hired back? Not even a promise on that? Holy crap
Also…they BELIEVE people will be hired back? Not even a promise on that? Holy crap
Ken Paxton is an out of control maniac inventing new ways every day to abuse his office and the legal system, and waste our tax dollars
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ken Paxton is an out of control maniac inventing new ways every day to abuse his office and the legal system, and waste our tax dollars
On the set of Frankenstein:
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
On the set of Frankenstein:
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Infantino has corruptly steered the World Cup to Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. He started engraving his own name on the trophy. This dude is sports Trump. What a corrupt, disgraceful body FIFA is
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Infantino has corruptly steered the World Cup to Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. He started engraving his own name on the trophy. This dude is sports Trump. What a corrupt, disgraceful body FIFA is
During his reign, Infantino has corruptly helped steer the World Cup to Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia, in addition to throwing it to his friend Trump.
Pretty embarrassing company for the US to be in.
And in the Trumpiest way he started having his own name engraved on the trophy. I mean…
Pretty embarrassing company for the US to be in.
And in the Trumpiest way he started having his own name engraved on the trophy. I mean…
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
During his reign, Infantino has corruptly helped steer the World Cup to Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia, in addition to throwing it to his friend Trump.
Pretty embarrassing company for the US to be in.
And in the Trumpiest way he started having his own name engraved on the trophy. I mean…
Pretty embarrassing company for the US to be in.
And in the Trumpiest way he started having his own name engraved on the trophy. I mean…
Flags are being flown at half staff nationally to honor Vice President Dick Cheney.
Greg Abbott has not ordered flags across Texas to be flown at half staff, even though he did for Charlie Kirk. WOW.
Greg Abbott has not ordered flags across Texas to be flown at half staff, even though he did for Charlie Kirk. WOW.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Flags are being flown at half staff nationally to honor Vice President Dick Cheney.
Greg Abbott has not ordered flags across Texas to be flown at half staff, even though he did for Charlie Kirk. WOW.
Greg Abbott has not ordered flags across Texas to be flown at half staff, even though he did for Charlie Kirk. WOW.
Based in what? Where it stands now, if Cuomo got all of Sliwa’s vote, he still loses 50-48.8
Based on polling NBC just showed, if Sliwa isn’t on the ballot, Mamdani still won 47-44 with 6% saying they wouldn’t vote
Based on polling NBC just showed, if Sliwa isn’t on the ballot, Mamdani still won 47-44 with 6% saying they wouldn’t vote
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Based in what? Where it stands now, if Cuomo got all of Sliwa’s vote, he still loses 50-48.8
Based on polling NBC just showed, if Sliwa isn’t on the ballot, Mamdani still won 47-44 with 6% saying they wouldn’t vote
Based on polling NBC just showed, if Sliwa isn’t on the ballot, Mamdani still won 47-44 with 6% saying they wouldn’t vote
Maybe not worst cumulatively, but…
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Maybe not worst cumulatively, but…
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
19 Democrats voted to confirm this unqualified, amoral idiot. What are we doing?
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
19 Democrats voted to confirm this unqualified, amoral idiot. What are we doing?
19 Democrats voted for this cruel, unqualified idiot, Brooke Rollins.
And we wonder why we lose.
And we wonder why we lose.
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
19 Democrats voted for this cruel, unqualified idiot, Brooke Rollins.
And we wonder why we lose.
And we wonder why we lose.
Oh yeah ok this tracks
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh yeah ok this tracks